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They should raise the alcohol age to 60, so at least you'd have something to look forward to at this point. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
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We developed our own type of Igudesman and Joo electric violin, let's say, and funny enough, the shape of it was developed… — Aleksey Igudesman Copy Share Image
We do not learn so much by our successes as we learn by failures - our own and others! Especially if we… — Frank Lloyd Wright Copy Share Image
America has become so tense and nervous it has been years since I have seen anyone sleep in church - and that… — Norman Vincent Peale Copy Share Image
The funny thing about cinema is, usually when they do a story that has African Americans in it, there always has to… — Jim Brown Copy Share Image
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