I identify more with women than with men. I guess I have a strong feminine side. — Lenny Kravitz Copy Share Image
Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
There is nothing we cannot do if we harness the power within us. — Tao Porchon-Lynch Copy Share Image
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
There is no Them, there is only Us. Some of Us think this or some of Us think that, but we're all… — Lisa Williams Copy Share Image
I feel like I'm edgy and I'm funny and I got this bite, this outrageousness. — George C. Wolfe Copy Share Image
I know why Migos are popular - they're good, and they make great videos, and they're funny. — Stephen Malkmus Copy Share Image
I learned that you can be powerful and funny at the same time, and you don't have to be liked. I think… — Michelle Buteau Copy Share Image
My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. "Come on, four billion! Darn! Seven. Not… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Do I have a long-term plan? Kind of. I have a general direction, I think. But it's funny what comes down the… — Jeff Bridges Copy Share Image
This happens to me EVERY TIME I'm telling my mom the truth. I start to laugh so hard I cry..And I don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I shook my head. "Not Interested" I said. he straightened up. "Not interested in what?" In you." I couldn't be more blunt.… — Karen E. Olson Copy Share Image
I guess what I always found funny was the human condition. There is a certain comedy and pathos to trouble and accidents.… — John Prine Copy Share Image
I've grown up around that sort of petty crime, getting into trouble and trying to get out of it. What's funny is… — Michelle Keegan Copy Share Image
When you grow up with siblings, you can be like, 'Isn't this weird? Isn't this funny? Do we agree on this, or… — Sam Richardson Copy Share Image
