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Without peace there is no development, and without development there is no peace — Jan Eliasson Copy Share Image
My funny speech wasn't funny. That's not the first time a politician has done that. — Elizabeth May Copy Share Image
I was always interested in movies the way everyone is interested. That is, I liked to go to the movies — Ethan Coen Copy Share Image
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
He lies so much that even if he tells me he's a liar, I wouldn't believe — Timzing Lakan Copy Share Image
It's interesting - I always thought when I was doing more melodramatic stuff like 'Everwood' that the directors were constantly reeling me… — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
“That evening I was the sole guest in the huge dining room, and it was the same startled person who took my… — W. G. Sebold Copy Share Image
When I get in an elevator, before I press a button, I look at everyone inside & say: Are you ready to… — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
I might smile through the tears that fall for a scraped knee, I might laugh at something so stupid it's pointless, I… — Aly Schneider Copy Share Image
Politicians are like bananas when they first come in they're green, then they turn yellow, and finally they're rotten! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“In school we chanted, along with our teacher, I am the Captain of my fate, I am the Master of my soul,… — Philip Roth Copy Share Image
A guy donated blood to his girlfriend when they broke up, he wanted his blood back.. the girl threw a bloody napkin… — Megz Copy Share Image
A few years ago we colonised this place with some of our finest felons, thieves, muggers, alcoholics and prostitutes, a strain of… — Ian Wooldridge Copy Share Image
