That moment when you get a sweet text and you just sit there smiling at your screen like a weirdo. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My parents told me 'You watch too much TV and should try reading more!' So I turned on the subtitles. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny: the older I get, the more I can pick out when people are acting. — Will Forte Copy Share Image
“I have a friend who is a funny cook. Her food tastes funny and smells funny” — Haresh Daswani Copy Share Image
If your wife and your lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie? — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship. — Proverb Copy Share Image
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
“If you call yourself an "authoress" on your Facebook profile, you suck at life. You are stupid and your children are ugly.… — Oliver Markus Copy Share Image
Fashion is really funny because it's something that should be subjective, but there are clear things that are chic or not chic.… — Erin Foster Copy Share Image
Don't let the fact that Obama became president without having a father in his life make you feel unimportant this Father's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Comedy is probably a lot harder for me. Maybe it's because I've been doing drama for so long or maybe it's because...… — Nina Dobrev Copy Share Image
Happy Father's Day to a wonderful husband who no matter what having kids has done to my body still seems to want… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A rite where two people, under the influence most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, are required… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Most of the stories I have go downhill quickly. In all honesty most of the good stories I have, no one else… — JD Era Copy Share Image
