Funny Quotes · Page 233

Be what it is that you are seeking.

— Wayne Dyer

Good architecture lets nature in.

— Mario Pei

Yes I am finally hanging up my boots for good,

— Paul Scholes

Let the scriptures refresh you.

— Neal A. Maxwell

I love people I can be weird with. :)

— Anonymous

I am consumed with the fear of...

— Arsenio Hall

That's it. I'm going to start making the right choices.

— Joel Osteen

I love working with Paul Wesley. He’s my best friend.

— Katerina Graham

You can't just eat good food. You've got to talk about it too.

— Kurt Vonnegut

It takes 65 muscles to frown and 13 to make a smile. Why work overtime?

— B. J. Palmer

Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.

— Anonymous

Even if he was ever afraid he knew that he could do it anyway.

— Ernest Hemingway

All that exists, exists in some amount and can be measured.

— Edward Thorndike

I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks.

— Zach Galifianakis

I hope months of starvation, obsessive exercise, and painful grooming will get boys to notice the inner me.

— Anonymous

The national anthem blows. Are you kidding me? Do any of you have it on your iPod?

— Daniel Tosh

“How can it not exist? What does that—” A tiny grey body shot in front of the Land Rover. “Squirrel!” Mad Rogan…

— Ilona Andrews

I am a big fan of Jeremy Clarkson and I love watching him on TV and reading his various columns. I think…

— Julia Hartley-Brewer

One of my favorite comedies is 'Groundhog Day' and 'Scrooged.' I love Bill Murray, and I think he's a great example of…

— Fiona Gubelmann

I don't necessarily sit down like, 'I need to write jokes.' I try to live a lot of life so that things…

— Janelle James

President Obama is funny, he's thoughtful, he's challenging, he's fun to work with - and it's been an extraordinary privilege.

— Susan Rice

“Don't listen to him," Thalia interjects. "Our court is more civilized than whatever happens on land." "Tell that to the guy stuck…

— Zoraida Córdova

Yes, it is funny that most of the roles that I have played so far have been negative. I have been typecast…

— Vishwajeet Pradhan

I got an E-Trade account. Turns out I can turn $1,000 into $420 in less than a week. Sure, I had to…

— Mike Birbiglia

The most seditious is the most cowardly.

— Tacitus

I'm good looking, right? -Everyone

— Nikhil Saluja

The words you say to yourself create your self image.

— Rhonda Britten

I like to read the ending first.

— Melissa Marr

The security of the woman is the security of society.

— Atifete Jahjaga

Sometimes I feel like a vampire

— Anonymous

So much to say. So not drunk enough to say it.

— Yheeps

Go be the next humblest version of yourself.

— Bob Goff

For us, the best time is always yesterday.

— Tatyana Tolstaya

What you do comes from what you think.

— Marianne Williamson

To tell my story, to touch lives.

— Emmanuel Jal

People don't rise from nothing,

— Malcolm Gladwell

If money doesn't change you, you're an idiot.

— Green Monk

We're only at the beginning of what we have to do here.

— Bill Gates

There is a God, even in Hollywood.

— Jean Harlow

“She is funny without ever being mean.”

— John Green