Your ugly and playing hard to get Ugh ? Yo ass in already hard to want :P — Kemis Khan Copy Share Image
Sometimes I feel like a fire hydrant looking at a pack of dogs. — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
Don't lose the dreams inside your head They'll only be there until you're dead Dream — Dave Matthews Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone deletes their comment on Facebook and you look like youre talking to yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We are not here to see through one another, but to see one another through. — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
Imagination is a funny thing - we sometimes need to see something before we can truly picture it. — Tomi Adeyemi Copy Share Image
Nothing makes me feel more grown up than using Facebook for actual social networking instead of stalking my exes. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to drink wine. This girl asked me, "Doesn't wine give you a headache?" "Yeah, eventually, but the first and the… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Nothing is off-limits. There's just some things I cannot crack. Politics I can't do. When I start to talk about it, I… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
Obviously, I'm going to be embarrassing to the kid. There's just no way not. I just hope the kid has a really… — GloZell Copy Share Image
Jordan ran the London marathon to help raise money for the blind. After jogging that far with her body, I'm surprised she… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
I know I'm more on television, and I'm more recognisable than maybe even the players because they run and train, but I… — Jurgen Klopp Copy Share Image
I've had a really weird day, some joker threw bamboo in the penguin enclosure. They all vaulted out. It was a nightmare,… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
