Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause population. F**k more the Merrier — ISetMyFriendsOnFire Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, Is only compatible when the man makes a living and his wife makes living worthwhile; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I bring a loving presence to everyone I meet and everything I do. — Cheryl Richardson Copy Share Image
We objected to the morality because it interfered with our sexual freedom. — Aldous Huxley Copy Share Image
“No bikinis on a first date.” He nods. “I’m sure that’s a rule. Or should be. For my sisters anyway.” — Huntley Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
I used to like Barbra Streisand films. It was 'Funny Girl' that really turned me on, in a sense, to acting. I… — Sean Harris Copy Share Image
Credit is what enables people to spend money they havent earned, to buy things they dont need, to impress people they dont… — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Exams are like Girlfriends..Too many questions,Difficult to understand,More explanations needed.And the result is mostly failure..!. — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
My boy and I move. We have this game where if we dress in a particular item of clothing, we have to… — Magnus Scheving Copy Share Image
Men fail to realize that a woman can give more away in 1 weeks times than a man can go out and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“There’s just the memory of that time he walked in on her while she was dressing, and afterward couldn’t string a sentence… — Charlotte Stein Copy Share Image
Somebody who opposes Trump is wound so tight, they're not funny people anyway, that they don't get his humor. They really believe… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
