Moms Mabley said you have to say good things about the dead. I say, 'He's dead. Good.' — Kate Clinton Copy Share Image
Instead of trying to modify what nature brought us, we embraced it, — Emmanuel Lubezki Copy Share Image
“It was like being leaned on by a very heavy, warm brick. A sexy brick.” — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
There is a kind of sympathy with the Americans who are looked upon as liberators. — Jalal Talabani Copy Share Image
In the end, it’s not about failure, it’s about how much you love what you do. — Vera Wang Copy Share Image
I love going on dates. They're like social experiments and it's an excuse to get dressed up. Even if you don't get… — Georgia Toffolo Copy Share Image
I don't smoke a lot of pot anymore. No one wants to hang around a guy who ends every sentence with, "Do… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
I have one rule I live by: Only do what you can do. That neans you're never looking outside for what's popular;… — Delia Ephron Copy Share Image
The one thing I think I've noticed about shows that are supposed to be funny on television is that they've sort of… — Alan Alda Copy Share Image
I have a funny relationship with religion. I'm a big believer in ritualistic behavior as long as it doesn't hurt anybody. But… — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
My biggest problem is that: I give people Chance... After Chance... After Chance... After Chance... After Chance... After Chance... — Mee Copy Share Image
Working for President Nixon was the most extraordinary professional experience of my life. He was endlessly fascinating: brilliant, visionary, kind, generous, warm,… — Monica Crowley Copy Share Image
A dozen swimming events have already been completed in the Olympic competition. I wonder where they got the name 'Speedo.' It doesn't… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
