Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup. That's all it needs! Maybe a saucer underneath the cup — that's it. — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
We do not discard something we know to be true because of something we do not yet understand. — Neil L. Andersen Copy Share Image
By the time an actor knows how to act any sort of part he is often too old to act any but… — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
There is no reason ever to have the same thought twice, unless you like having that thought. — David Allen Copy Share Image
“Humor is not an end in itself, but a tool to understanding. A dense head must be tickled with an ax.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“Step one, accept she was a damn boss. Step two, hide all the knives, guns, and maybe the pillows, too.” — J.J. McAvoy Copy Share Image
We are reluctant to live outside tribal rules because we are afraid of getting kicked out of the tribe. — Caroline Myss Copy Share Image
The whole opportunity of being on 'Last Comic' gave me the chance to display me being funny on and off stage. — Josh Blue Copy Share Image
There is nothing more amusing than when two people known for being non-objective argue over objectivity. This is the summation of Keith… — Dana Loesch Copy Share Image
I just read an article on the dangers of drinking.Scared the shit out of me.So that's it!After today no more reading. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When it comes to sex there are certain things that should always be left unknown, and with my luck, they probably will… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Henry Miller is a famous writer whose work has fallen out of fashion, but I strongly recommend that readers who don't know… — Siri Hustvedt Copy Share Image
“They arrived home again to a most peculiar sight. The small garden at the front of the Banana House had been transformed.… — Hilary McKay Copy Share Image
The Americans are extremely gadget minded people and American gadgets have a peculiar characteristic: they work. — George Mikes Copy Share Image
Your husband is lazy if when he leaves the house, he finds out which way the wind is blowing and goes that… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
The middle class is so funny, it's the class I know best, and it's the class where you find the most pretension,… — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
