The Simpsons are going to Delaware!

I think about 'The Simpsons,' which has been going on for 25 years. Homer is still in his late 30's. Lisa is 8, Bart…

— Ted Naifeh

There ain't no way the state of Delaware is gonna tell me how to sign my own license!

— Enzo Amore

Seeing the rebirth of the Delaware Estuary as a valuable natural resource is certainly encouraging, and I am encouraged not just by the progress…

— Jim Gerlach

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic.

— Bill Maher

I was born in Riverside and spent my whole growing-up years in Florence, a little township on the Delaware River. I tell people that…

— Adam Hughes

Israel is slightly smaller than New Jersey. Moses in effect led the tribes of Israel out of the District of Columbia, parted Chesapeake Bay…

— P. J. O'Rourke

Ahem. Dear Jesus," Taylor intoned more fervently. "We just want to thank you for gettin' us here safe ---" There was a loud, gurgling…

— Libba Bray

The Delaware Estuary has sustained a human population for thousands of years, but by the end of the 19th Century, increased population and industrialization…

— Jim Gerlach

Mr. Speaker, Delaware River's regional ports handle approximately 58 million tons of cargo yearly.

— Anonymous

In my home state of Delaware, we've done our homework and worked hard and, as a result, we've made great strides in cleaning up…

— Anonymous

Upon arriving, meeting their teachers and signing up for classes, these students began to realize that their attendance at Delaware State University was not…

— Michael N. Castle

And the university's reputation will only continue to grow as stories like Elaine's are spread. Delaware State University's motto 'a past to honor, a…

— Michael N. Castle

I [read] "The Book of Unknown Americans," which is by a friend of mine, Cristina Henriquez, and is about two Latino, immigrant families who…

— Laila Lalami

Delaware Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell said recently that Hollywood needs to re-evaluate what they're doing because movies these days are all filled with gay…

— Craig Ferguson

Somalis have made my city of Wilmington, Delaware, [their home] on a smaller scale. There is a large, very identifiable Somali community, i might…

— Joe Biden