Love Quotes by Homer

I'm not gay, but I'll learn...

— Homer

For love deceives the best of woman kind.

— Homer

Porkchops and bacon, my two favorite animals.

— Homer

The persuasion of a friend is a strong thing.

— Homer

Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it.

— Homer

Base wealth preferring to eternal praise.

— Homer

Who love too much, hate in the like extreme.

— Homer

And would'st thou evil for his good repay?

— Homer

I can't even say the word 'titmouse' without giggling like a schoolgirl.

— Homer

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs.

— Homer

Always to be best, and distinguished above the rest.

— Homer

I guess some people never change... Or, they quickly change and then quickly change back.

— Homer

Better to live or die, once and for all, than die by inches.

— Homer

I'm a rageaholic. I just can't live without rageahol.

— Homer

Ah, good ol’ trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.

— Homer

If any man obeys the gods, they listen to him also.

— Homer

Clanless, lawless, homeless is he who is in love with civil war, that brutal ferocious thing.

— Homer

And now I'm using sarcasm, to confess the whole thing so later I could say I already told you.

— Homer

If you're gonna get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing…

— Homer

A generous friendship no cold medium knows, Burns with one love, with one resentment glows; One should our interests and our passions…

— Homer

Come then, put away your sword in its sheath, and let us two go up into my bed so that, lying together…

— Homer

I would rather be tied to the soil as a serf ... than be king of all these dead and destroyed.

— Homer

…There is the heat of Love, the pulsing rush of Longing, the lover’s whisper, irresistible—magic to make the sanest man go mad.

— Homer

Sensitive love letters are my specialty. 'Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.'

— Homer

And when long years and seasons wheeling brought around that point of time ordained for him to make his passage homeward, trials…

— Homer

I don't know how much longer I can complain.

— Homer

Do I know what rhetorical means?

— Homer

Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow

— Homer

The Simpsons are going to Delaware!

— Homer

Women are easy, state capitals are hard.

— Homer

You don't win friends with salad.

— Homer

I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world.

— Homer

They have the Internet on computers now?

— Homer

Never throw a butcher knife in anger.

— Homer

Dreams are sent by God.

— Homer

No season now for calm, familiar talk.

— Homer

We all scribble poetry.

— Homer

Better to flee from death than feel its grip.

— Homer

I war not with the dead.

— Homer

Who hearkens to the gods, the gods give ear.

— Homer