Inspirational Quotes by Homer

Base wealth preferring to eternal praise.

— Homer

Ajax the great Himself a host.

— Homer

And would'st thou evil for his good repay?

— Homer

The persuasion of a friend is a strong thing.

— Homer

Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it.

— Homer

The hearts of the great can be changed.

— Homer

Porkchops and bacon, my two favorite animals.

— Homer

I'm not gay, but I'll learn...

— Homer

Canada? Why would I want to leave America just to visit America, Jr.?

— Homer

Better to live or die, once and for all, than die by inches.

— Homer

It is better to watch people do stuff than to do stuff.

— Homer

I'm a rageaholic. I just can't live without rageahol.

— Homer

I can't even say the word 'titmouse' without giggling like a schoolgirl.

— Homer

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs.

— Homer

I guess some people never change... Or, they quickly change and then quickly change back.

— Homer

Without TV, it's hard to know when one day ends and another begins.

— Homer

A man who has been through bitter experiences and travelled far enjoys even his sufferings after a time

— Homer

Let me not then die ingloriously and without a struggle, but let me first do some great thing that shall be told…

— Homer

Anger, which, far sweeter than trickling drops of honey, rises in the bosom of a man like smoke.

— Homer

If you're gonna get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing…

— Homer

And now I'm using sarcasm, to confess the whole thing so later I could say I already told you.

— Homer

This is the way I've always thought it should be. We've always blamed ourselves, but I guess we know what cylinder wasn't…

— Homer

I would rather be tied to the soil as a serf ... than be king of all these dead and destroyed.

— Homer

Look, I'm not asking you to like me, I'm not asking you to put yourself in a position where I can touch…

— Homer

When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong! And…

— Homer

For love deceives the best of woman kind.

— Homer

I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world.

— Homer

They have the Internet on computers now?

— Homer

Never throw a butcher knife in anger.

— Homer

Do I know what rhetorical means?

— Homer

Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow

— Homer

I want to be alone with my thought.

— Homer

The Simpsons are going to Delaware!

— Homer

Not vain the weakest, if their force unite.

— Homer

Women are easy, state capitals are hard.

— Homer

You don't win friends with salad.

— Homer

Thou shalt not horn in on thy husbands racket

— Homer

Blame the guy who doesn't speak Engish.

— Homer

Sinks my sad soul with sorrow to the grave.

— Homer

I don't know how much longer I can complain.

— Homer