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That awkward moment when you remember something funny, and cant stop smiling like an idiot. — EwshyCrazyness Copy Share Image
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No, I did not want the receipt, but now that you've asked, I'm getting suspicious. So yes please I want it. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
The problem with loving is that pets don't last long enough and people last too long. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've never known a musician who regretted being one. Music itself is not going to let you down. — Virgil Thomson Copy Share Image
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The thing about glitter is if you get it on you, be prepared to have it on you forever. Because glitter doesn't… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“Your sweetheart isn't too happy about this," Shay said, still smiling. I looked toward the back of the room. Ren watched us,… — Andrea Cremer Copy Share Image
Im afraid of three things: Women, snakes, and the police. They all have the ability to hurt me and make it look… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In the 1998 Oscars, I found myself in the bathroom in a stall, next to Tom Selleck. So I leaned over and… — Tom Hanks Copy Share Image
Writing for 'Rooster' was a strange experience. It's funny, once you tap into a voice, words just start to flow. You know… — Jez Butterworth Copy Share Image
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