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Guys, I'm Not a Hacker. I Was Asked If I Wanted To Be An Admin And I Said Yes, So PleaseStop Saying… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
The first step in going somewhere is deciding you are not going to stay where you are. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I never get tired of looking at your face. I always long for your sweet embrace. — Joanne Lobedica Copy Share Image
One year I was given a birthday present I'll never forget - a cooking lesson from Jamie Oliver. — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
In a way, I feel sorry for the children of our generation. They'll have parents who know how to check browsing history. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that! — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
8 year old kids today have Facebook, MacBook pro, iPhone, iPad. When I was their age, I had a coloring book, crayons,… — Rashida Rowe Copy Share Image
I know that in my own personal life, the people who I have dated who are funny can get away with a… — Gaby Hoffmann Copy Share Image
“Relatives come to your house and make fun of you. Then you go as a relative to their house and make fun… — Nitya Prakash Copy Share Image
The funny thing I thought was, no matter what, people talked bad about cops. But as soon as something bad happened, when… — Benson Henderson Copy Share Image
“Nix and Emma: 'Looks like you just found a new talent.' 'Great. Why couldn't I be good at underwater origami or something?” — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
All the dramas I admire most - 'Six Feet Under,' 'The Sopranos' - even when the scenes aren't laugh-out-loud funny, per se,… — Jesse Armstrong Copy Share Image
