I'm really worried about my girlfriend's morals ... she has NEXT written on her knickers. — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
Sometimes I want to sit on my right hand so it feels like someone else is stopping me from masturbating. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
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You know the animal that kills the most people in the world? The Hepatitis Bee. — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
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You can find out how to do something and then do it or do something and then find out what you did. — Isamu Noguchi Copy Share Image
Doing 'Sex Education,' my character Aimee is super funny and super silly, but at her core, she's fiercely loyal and kind. Playing… — Aimee Lou Wood Copy Share Image
I am cursed with a right leg that arouses the desire of any male dog that happens to be passing. I used… — Jasper Carrott Copy Share Image
I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
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Watching someone getting really angry can be very funny - if it doesn't affect you, you can laugh at it, and the… — Michael Che Copy Share Image
A lot of people don't understand what being a Muslim is and they don't understand what it means. You just see what… — Belal Muhammad Copy Share Image
“His accelerated path to yogihood hit a dead end when his kundalini exploded in a crowded department store. No one else was… — Swami Beyondananda Copy Share Image
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