Everyday took an age to go by, which was odd, because days plural went past like a stampede. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“You're going to be too busy being at my beck and call to worry about doing any driving.” — Shawn Keenan Copy Share Image
“Što je našao u tebi, pitala me moja majka? Što si našao u meni? Ne seri.” — Vedrana Rudan Copy Share Image
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them. We didn't know that in America… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I think there's a notion in our society, and it may be valid, that people aren't as funny when they get older.… — Phil Hartman Copy Share Image
Did you know that the Stegosaurus lived further away from the Tyrannosaurus Rex than we are from the Tyrannosaurus Rex in time? — Jonah Peretti Copy Share Image
She never sat down in a car but stood, braced tense, facing the wind. Now and again she would turn her face… — Mazo de la Roche Copy Share Image
If you're not going to love the Spurs, just don't talk smack to me about it. And if you're going to talk… — Michelle Beadle Copy Share Image
EXTREMELY FUNNY! A SUPER-VIRTUOSO! I expected to enjoy 'The Two and Only,' but I didn't expect to be touched, much less to… — Terry Teachout Copy Share Image
My best childhood memory was falling asleep on the couch and waking up in bed. I miss teleporting. It never happens to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
His wardrobe was extensive--very extensive--not strictly classical perhaps, not quite new, nor did it contain any one garment made precisely after the… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
