“Funny how sometimes you worry a lot about something and it turns out to be nothing.” — R.J. Palacio Copy Share Image
I'd love for someone to ask me about comedic technique and choices. — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
That which comes after ever conforms to that which has gone before. — Marcus Aurelius Copy Share Image
Relationships are a lot like Algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y? — Scarlet Kim Copy Share Image
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too. — A Josland Copy Share Image
Dear Periods, the only reason I like you is because you're a sign that I'm not pregnant. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If life gives you lemons don't make a fucking lemonade take the shitty lemons and throw them at the assole who's making… — Peta-Gaye Clark Copy Share Image
I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Before we sent kids to computer camps and told them they were having a good time, there was imagination among the human… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Coleman Jacoby and Arnie Rosen won an Emmy and Mel Brooks didn't! Niezsche was right! There is no God! There is no… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
I love storytellers. When I was growing up, my inspirations were watching Eddie Murphy, Dennis Wolfberg, and Louie Anderson. These guys were… — Jo Koy Copy Share Image
Notre nature est dans le mouvement; le repos entier est la mort. Our nature consists in movement; absolute rest is death. — Blaise Pascal Copy Share Image
“There's a tavern by the docks. He's there most evenings." "Then I'll talk to him tonight," Halt said. "You can try. But… — John Flanagan Copy Share Image
“Have you ever come across something you couldn't explain?" "Explain in what way? I could explain a ghost by saying, 'yes, that's… — Isaac Asimov Copy Share Image
