My girlfriend is always reading too much into things. Like my love letter to her sister for example. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man who does not think and plan long ahead will find trouble right at his door. — Confucius Copy Share Image
Kyle Baker's work is really funny, but it's also got a very clear vision — Bill Sienkiewicz Copy Share Image
You can never change what you don't confront and transform what you avoid. — Myles Munroe Copy Share Image
Working in a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I'd much rather go out having America shocked than having America go, 'Eh, it was his time.' — Colton Dixon Copy Share Image
The only non-believer I encountered was Oscar Levant who wouldn't visit Disneyland because he said he had his own hallucinations. — Jack Paar Copy Share Image
“The real purpose of the opposition is to minimize the amount of money the ruling party will have stolen from the people… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“When did you grow a back bone?" Cassius stopped pacing and actually smiled a little. Kendall wasn't appeased "I borrowed Jory's” — Gabrielle Evans Copy Share Image
I turned down 'Some Like It Hot.' See how smart I am? I felt I couldn't bring anything funny to it. The… — Jerry Lewis Copy Share Image
“Most unintelligent or foolish people do not regard themselves as that; they regard themselves as not-that-intelligent or not-that-wise.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
So today at school.. We had a special visitor. He asked the audience, If you could choose between either having the super… — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share Image
Now, they say that New Zealand is beautiful and I do not know -- because after 22 hours on a plane any… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
Taking punches to the face at six in the morning, it's funny to hear that but, like, I'm grateful that I'm capable… — Joseph Benavidez Copy Share Image
