The new frontiers to be conquered are mainly in the convolutions of the cortex. — Arthur Koestler Copy Share Image
I always try not to judge people. Which is probably why I lost my job as a judge — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Honey, please help me find a match for this sock. What for? Are you going to set it on fire? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Cluster bombing from B-52s are very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground. — USAF Ammo Troop Copy Share Image
It's not going to be easy, but it's going to be awesome. Awesome Ain't Easy. — Steve Gleason Copy Share Image
I work like a retailer. I sell my services, take my money and keep it in the bank. — Shahrukh Khan Copy Share Image
That moment when you hear someone call your bestfriend their bestfriend and you're like…Ummmmmmm no bitch. — Alfonso Martinez Copy Share Image
Frank Skinner was a terrible flatmate in some respects. He never cooked and the cleaning lady refused to go into his room.… — David Baddiel Copy Share Image
“We play and tease, but―darn it―he has not dragged me into the rain and kissed me senseless yet. And that's how it's… — Shari L. Tapscott Copy Share Image
It's funny how you can be thought of as somebody who humanizes bad guys, and I'll take that, but it is something… — Mahershala Ali Copy Share Image
Books are totally useless unless you take their advice. If you just keep reading them, thinking "that's so insightful! that changes everything,"… — Aaron Swartz Copy Share Image
He ended up on his own. I thought, he's got rid of everybody else, he's going to get rid of himself and… — Tony Hancock Copy Share Image
I hope we all feel more comfortable acknowledging the power of image in our perceived successes and our perceived failures. — Cameron Russell Copy Share Image
Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
Once an actor told me he went to the Shakespeare School of Acting, and I said, 'I went to the Shakespeare of… — Michael Clarke Duncan Copy Share Image
