I dont know how people can laugh in photos & still look good.. I look like an awkward horse e_e — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ladies, if you're ugly get a bunch of tattoos. They're hot and it'll distract guys from your fucked up face. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
The modern writer who has influenced me most is W. Somerset Maugham . — George Orwell Copy Share Image
“It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's fun and games you can't see anymore.” — James Hetfield Copy Share Image
“Is that sex talk?" she asked uncertainly. "It is." "Why don't you just say sex then? It's always chalice and appetite and… — R. Lee Smith Copy Share Image
“At the very leadt, we can grab Monica and hustle her skanky ass back to her dad wile you brave, strong menfolk… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
I find that there's so much funny stuff in real life, and I am much more interested in super grounded, real stuff,… — Jay Chandrasekhar Copy Share Image
Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“I stuff another handful of Raisinets in my mouth. What gets me is the 'pretty face' bit. 'Cause I won't mind being… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have a romance Bad girls think no place is the wrong place… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm serious, in general, and I guess I cling onto the little freedom I have offscreen. Having said that, I am funny… — Nithya Menen Copy Share Image
“We'll never find that one, and I'll be blamed," announced Edd Tollett, the dour grey-haired squire everyone called Dolorous Edd. "Nothing ever… — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
