In the sermon I have just preached, whenever I said Aristotle, I meant St. Paul. — William Archibald Spooner Copy Share Image
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When you have cleared all of your clutter, you can be of greater service to those around you. — Michael Kitson Copy Share Image
Alma: I rather suspect her of being in love with him. Martin: Her own husband? Monstrous! What a selfish woman! — Lady Randolph Churchill Copy Share Image
It's funny when you figure out who you can, or can't, trust. It's never really the people that you expect. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“A trip there would be about as enjoyable as fending off a pack of hippos with a piece of cauliflower while someone… — Robin George Andrews Copy Share Image
I'm not a jealous person. I'm just a girl that would love to punch every other girl in the face that gives… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
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Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, 'What are… — Stephen Wright Copy Share Image
Sometimes you have to be reminded where you were at the time, and songs are a good vehicle for that. It's so… — Samuel Ervin Beam Copy Share Image
The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed. Of course it is always funny when someone falls into… — Arthur Smith Copy Share Image
