Hindi SMS section
A political SMS listing Benazir Bhutto's campaign promises one by one before the punchline about what morning light reveals.
Benazir aae gi,
Kapre dilae gi,
Bhookay ko khana khilae gi,
Bay ghar ko makan dilae gi,
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Phir gharib ki ankh khule jae gi,
Kion k subah jo ho jaye gi ;-)
A lighthearted Roman Urdu SMS offering exclusive, no-donation access to a very particular heart — for one good friend only.
Is dil ka hai ek condition,
Jis main nahi kisi ko permission,
Sirf aap jese dost ko hai admission,
Wo bhi bina donation,
So just maintain good relation.
Romantic Roman Urdu Valentine's SMS about being apart for only a short while but loving for a whole lifetime.
Chale Gaye Hai Dur Kuch Pal K Liye,
Magar Karib Hai Har Pal K Liye,
Kise Bhulayenge Aapko Ak Pal K Liye,
Jab Ho Chuka Hai Pyar Umar Bhar K Liye
Sad Roman Urdu Promise Day SMS about someone who said they would return only in dreams — and the heavy bargain that promise carries.
Suna Hai Wo Jate Hue Keh Gay Eke
Ab To Hum Sirf Tumare Khabo Me Ayenge,
Koi Keh De Unse Ke Wo Wada Kar Lee,
Hum Jindagi Bhar Ke Liye So Jayenge
Warm advance Lohri SMS sent before the evening arrives, the networks jam, and every wish becomes ordinary.
Is se pahle k lohri ki sham ho jaye,
Mera sms auron ki tarha aam ho jaye,
aur Sare mobile network jam ho jaye,
Apko lohri ki shubh kamnayen ...
HAPPY LOHRI
A Sardar standing motionless in a grass field explains he's trying to win the Nobel Prize — because he heard it goes to those outstanding in their field.
Man sees Sardar-G
standing in d middle of
a huge field of grass
& notices,
He is just standing dere,
doing nothing,
looking @ nothing
Man asks: Sardar-G
what r U doing ?
Sardar-G: I'm trying 2
win a noble prize
Man: How?
Sardar-G: Well I heard
they give d noble prize
2 ppl who r
outstanding in their field
Roman Urdu rendering of Quran Surah Aaraf, in which Allah notes that despite giving humans everything they need, few give thanks.
"Hum Ne Tumhain
Zameen Main Ikhtiyarat
k Saath Basaya Aur
Tmhare Liye Yahan
Saman-e-Zindagi
Faraham Kia, Mgr
Tum Log Kam Hi
Shukar-Guzaar Hote Ho"
(Surah Aaraf)
Warm Hindi Holi SMS sent a day early by someone who claims a place in the reader's heart and refuses to be beaten to the wish.
Aap hamare dil me rehte hain,
Isliye hum apki itni kadar krte hain.
Koi hmse phle apko wish na kar de
Isliye 1 din phle he wish kar rahe hai
Happy Holi
A second version of the satirical blessings SMS using Pakistani political figures to frame unconventional — and unflattering — well-wishes.
1 anokhi dua
Aapko khushian itni milain jitni Musharraf ko galiyan,
Aapki zindagi se gham aise khatam hon jese PTV se haya,
Aap ko GEO jaisa sabar milay,
Shohrat itni milay jitni "BB" ko mili
Health aisi mile jaisay SANGEETA ko
OR
Aapke din aise phirain jaisay zardari k
A classic Roman Urdu Sardar joke where three students all claim they left their papers blank — until the third one reveals the twist.
3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p
A misleading romantic image of flowers falling when you arrive — explained less flatteringly by your habit of walking into garden pots.
Phool gir jate hain,
Jab aap ate ho.
Phool gir jate hain,
Jab aap ate ho.
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Andhe ho!
Zara dhayan se hchala karo,
Gamlon say kion takrate ho?
A father-and-boyfriend exchange where dad objects to his daughter spending her life with a donkey — and the boyfriend's reply lands the twist.
Girl's father: "main nahin
chahta k meri beti apni pori
zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray"
Boyfriend:"Bus, isi liye main
usay yahan se le janey aaya hon."