Hindi SMS section
Playful Punjabi Lohri SMS with bhangra in a car, Punjabi tadka, and dal fry — arriving one day early with lakh lakh vadhai.
Twinkle twinkle little sardar,
oh bhangra paye in da car,
punjabi tadka te dalh frai,
tuhanu 1 din pehlea LOHRI d lakh lakh vadhai...!!!
HAPPY LOHRI.
An encouraging Roman Urdu exam message reminding students that time is running out but two lines of reading are still better than none.
Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega...
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega...
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo...
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??
A Munna Bhai history joke where Circuit explains Gandhi's famous wardrobe choices through a comparison to a current Bollywood star.
Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to
gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us
time ke salmaan khan thay!!!
Conservative Roman Urdu Valentine's Day SMS making the case against the holiday by pointing to family honour and a mother's lowered gaze.
Jab Beti Chokhat Pr Aa Jaye,
Or Izzat Ka Beyopar Karay,
Jab Baap Ki Izzat Kho Jaye,
Jab Bhai Ko Taney Milty Hon,
Jab Behno K Dil Jaltey Hon,
Jab Maaon Ki Nazaren Jhuk Jayen,
Jab Sans Labon Pr Ruk Jaye,
Jab Sharam-o- Haya Ka Aameza,
Jab Ik Kanwari Doshiza,
Jab Be
Very funny Roman Urdu Promise Day SMS about one man's marriage promise to Perveen, while his heart belonged to Nasreen and his mouth to Mehreen.
Shadi Ka Wada Kia Perveen Se,
Warna Mohabbat To Thi Nasreen Se,
Anjane Men Sab Kehdia Mehreen Se,
Kia Haal Hua Tha Pocho Samreen Se,
Ab Umeed Hai Sirf Noreen Se,
Lekin Baat Banegi Sabreen Se,
Ya Phir Dekho Ambreen Se,
Nahi To Shayed Nosheen Se,
Or Hosakta Hai K Zareen Se,
Warna Setting To Hai Hi Farheen Se:P
Playful advance Hindi Lohri SMS with peanuts and celebration, arriving four days early for maximum cheer.
No tear,No fear khao Mungfle
Aur foole
aap ko 4 din phele lohri ke bale bale
Roman Urdu reminder of a divine statement: anyone who cannot accept the trials Allah sends should look for another Lord.
Allah Ta'Aalla farmata hai
jo meri de hoi takleef per saber na kry
meri raza mein razi na ho
usy cahye wo koi or rab talash kr ly
Poetic Hindi Holi SMS explaining that even white — plain and bare — holds all seven colors inside, just like a simple soul.
Saade rang ko galti se aap naa kora samjho,
Isi mey samaaye indradhanushi saaton rang,
Jo dikhe aapko zindagi saadagi bhari kisi ki,
To aap yun samjho satrangi hai duniya usiki,
Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi,
Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi,
Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari,
Jisme samaaye saaton rang yahi shubhkamna hai hamaari.
Pashto couplet denying being a drinker: the redness of the eyes comes from weeping, not wine.
Za Sharabi Na Yam
Na Me Sharab Skali Di,
Starge Me Che Sre Di
Daa Me Ta Pasay Jarali Di.
A Sardar father encourages his son to repeat as many school years as it takes — with one firm condition attached.
Sardar:O tere result da ki banya?
Pappu:Miss kendi aey es class
wich 1 sal hor laggay ga?
Sardar:Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par
fail na hovin mera puttar.
Punjabi SMS of affection echoing the 'O mere makhna' theme, asking the sweetheart to remember, stay happy, and rate the message.
O mere makhna
meno yaad rakhna
har vely hasna,
Koe problem howy ty dasna,
kise hor nal na phasna,
bus mere nal vasna
O mere makhna
Kaisa hy ye sms zaror dasna
A Munna Bhai-style street SMS confessing that after all this time, the sender still misses the recipient — using "item" as the highest possible compliment.
Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega