Hindi / Text Messages

Wishing you a very Happy Lohri to u & ur family.
May the Lohri fire burn all the moments of sadness
and
bring you warmth of joy,
happiness and love.

Daal suppose ki hoi hay

1 sardar khali plate ma roti dubo ker kha raha tha ....
kisi na pocha k tum kis k sath roti kha rahay ho..
sardar answered i am a mathematician
main na daal suppose ki hue ha...:)

2 din baad ....

2 Din Baad Aap LAAL, PEELE, HARE, KAALE ho jaoge.
Ghabrao Nahi Yaar 2 Din Baad "HOLI" Hai
And Remember I Am The First Person To Wish You
"HAPPY HOLI"...

Ya me dunya ke da alamo na juda latawa

Ma da khazan pa wacho pano ke ashna latawa,
Ya me dunya ke da alamo na juda latawa.
Ka pa dunya v khushali za khushali sa kaom,
ma da ghamuno pa mairo sahar saba latawa.
Charta shledale griwan gora sarbabare Imdad,
Da yaar pa gham k ye naskor sar pa sehra latawa.

Tum kuttay ho kuttay hi raho gay

Tum kuttay ho kuttay hi raho gay
tumhari aanay wali sari naslain
kuttay ki maut marengi
tum khud bhi kuttay ki maut marogay!
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.
.
Billi ne ye kuttay se kaha or chali gayi

Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi

Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi,
Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi,

Phir woh meri mangetr bani,
Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha

Jab se woh meri BIWI bani,
Hum dono bolte hain
or
muhalla sutna hai

Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane

Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane.

Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars
here I wil make a million People happy.

Musharaf said: If I drop my uniform i will
make my whole country happy.

Suddenly USAMA BIN LADIN said: If I drop this plane
I will make the whole world happy!

Mubarak ho aap ko shab-e-barat

Rahmaton ki hai yeh raat,
Namazon ka rakhna sath,
Manwa laina rab say her bat,
Duaon main rakhna yaad,
Mubarak ho aap ko,
Shab-e-barat

Circuit:Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.

CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.

CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.

CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

Aap k haath main mobile hai..

Aap k haath main mobile hai..

Chehray pay khubsorut c smile hai...

SMS ki achi khasi File hai...

Phir bhi SMS nahi karte...

yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai?

Ae barish(rain) jara tham k baras,

Ae barish(rain) jara tham k baras,
jab mera yaaar aa jaye to jam k baras,
pehle na baras ki woh aa na sake,
phir itna baras ki wo jaa na sake.