Hindi SMS section
Che rata na gore muske wale shwe,
Zama da zra bagh ke sparle wale shwe.
Za kho pa tama da sro shondo woma,
Mata da gul pa zai azghe wale shwe.
La ma pura darta katli na wo,
Pa lag saat ke me zarge wale shwe.
Taa ho wayal che pa jwandun yama sta,
Che me ashna shwi no prade wali shwe.
Da IMDAD KHIYAL da zra takor janana,
Zamong tar myanza fasele wale shwe.
Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi,
Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi,
Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari,
Jisme samaaye saaton rang yahi shubhkamna hai hamaari.
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
Sender... Circuit Bhai!
Pehan lo tum sweater tumse yehi hy hamari guzarish,
Mubarak ho aap sabko sardi ki pehli barish :)
Happy first rain of winter
Ache dost "haath" aur "ankh" ki tarha hote hain,
Jab "hath" ko takleef hoti hai to "Ankh" roti hai,
Aur jub "ANKH" roti hai to "Hath" ansu pochtay hain.'-..'-.
ALLAH k khouf se
sirf 1 gunah chor dena
1 lakh tahajud/nafil
namaz se barh kar hai,
Forward this message
so people should know
that ISLAM is so easy.
Aik Sardar Apnay Marriage Certificate ko 1 hour say Dekh raha tha.
Begam Booli, Tussi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahey Ho?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon, mil hi nahin rahi :-s
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c
Badhai ho bapu ki..
bari himmat hay jo
teri tarah k dump duffer buchey ko
bardasht kar rahey hain ab tuk..
bapu ki azmat ko salam
"Happy Fathers Day"
1 Larka 1 Larki Ko Propose Karta Hai.
Boy:
I Love U..
Girl :
Thapar Marungi.
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Mukka Bhi Khayegi Phir
Her Pal Teri Sochoo Main Gum Rehta Hon.
Din Ho Ya Raat Ho Bass Tujhay Yaad Kerta Hon.
Tu Kya Janey Meri Iss Bebasi Ka Alam
Tere Bina Mar Mar Ker Jeeta Hoon
Yaad Kro Wo Apna Promise Yaad Kro
Happy Promise Day
O--ORumayude
N--Nanmayude
A--AGhoshangalude
M--Malayaliyude
Onam Varavayi !!!
HAPPY ONAM!