Hindi SMS section
Pashto ghazal of separation: spring came but brought no beloved; the speaker's heart broke within an hour of being left alone.
Che rata na gore muske wale shwe,
Zama da zra bagh ke sparle wale shwe.
Za kho pa tama da sro shondo woma,
Mata da gul pa zai azghe wale shwe.
La ma pura darta katli na wo,
Pa lag saat ke me zarge wale shwe.
Taa ho wayal che pa jwandun yama sta,
Che me ashna shwi no prade wali shwe.
Da IMDAD KHIYAL da zra takor janana,
Zamong tar myanza fasele wale shwe.
Warm poetic Hindi Holi SMS with rainbow imagery, wishing a life as sweet and colorful as the festival itself.
Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi,
Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi,
Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari,
Jisme samaaye saaton rang yahi shubhkamna hai hamaari.
A Circuit-style complaint SMS demanding a few messages to end the painful wait — signed off by Circuit Bhai in full street-speak.
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
Sender... Circuit Bhai!
Roman Urdu greeting for winter's first rain, with a practical reminder to wear a sweater before stepping outside.
Pehan lo tum sweater tumse yehi hy hamari guzarish,
Mubarak ho aap sabko sardi ki pehli barish :)
Happy first rain of winter
A warm Roman Urdu metaphor for deep friendship: just as eyes weep when hands hurt, a true friend feels your pain as their own.
Ache dost "haath" aur "ankh" ki tarha hote hain,
Jab "hath" ko takleef hoti hai to "Ankh" roti hai,
Aur jub "ANKH" roti hai to "Hath" ansu pochtay hain.'-..'-.
Roman Urdu message arguing that dropping one sin out of fear of Allah surpasses a hundred thousand optional prayers. Direct and accessible.
ALLAH k khouf se
sirf 1 gunah chor dena
1 lakh tahajud/nafil
namaz se barh kar hai,
Forward this message
so people should know
that ISLAM is so easy.
A Sardar joke where a man studies his marriage certificate for a full hour, unable to locate the one piece of information he's looking for.
Aik Sardar Apnay Marriage Certificate ko 1 hour say Dekh raha tha.
Begam Booli, Tussi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahey Ho?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon, mil hi nahin rahi :-s
Punjabi SMS with exam-hall humor: two people stealing glances at each other instead of the paper, so neither could write a word.
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c
A funny Roman Urdu Father's Day congratulations to a friend's father for somehow tolerating such a spectacularly chaotic child.
Badhai ho bapu ki..
bari himmat hay jo
teri tarah k dump duffer buchey ko
bardasht kar rahey hain ab tuk..
bapu ki azmat ko salam
"Happy Fathers Day"
Funny Roman Urdu Propose Day joke SMS in which a boy's 'I love you' earns a slap and a promise of more.
1 Larka 1 Larki Ko Propose Karta Hai.
Boy:
I Love U..
Girl :
Thapar Marungi.
Boy
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Mukka Bhi Khayegi Phir
Romantic Roman Urdu Promise Day SMS about thinking of the girlfriend every moment, day and night, and living painfully without her.
Her Pal Teri Sochoo Main Gum Rehta Hon.
Din Ho Ya Raat Ho Bass Tujhay Yaad Kerta Hon.
Tu Kya Janey Meri Iss Bebasi Ka Alam
Tere Bina Mar Mar Ker Jeeta Hoon
Yaad Kro Wo Apna Promise Yaad Kro
Happy Promise Day
Playful English Onam SMS expanding 'Onam' as an acronym for unity, goodness, celebration, and the Malayali spirit.
O--ORumayude
N--Nanmayude
A--AGhoshangalude
M--Malayaliyude
Onam Varavayi !!!
HAPPY ONAM!