Hindi / Text Messages

Roman Urdu/Hindi Propose Day message presenting the latest method for proposing to a girl.

Latest Way 2 Propose A Girl

Wish you a blessed Onam!

Warm Onam SMS quoting the Maveli legend and wishing a blessed festival to all.

Maveli Nadu vaneedum Kalam
Manusharellarum onnu pole…
Wish you a blessed Onam!

HAPPY LOHRI TO U AND UR FAMILY.

Warm Punjabi Lohri SMS calling the family to the fire for bhangra and the traditional Sundariye Mundariye song.

Phir aa gayi bhangre di vari,
lohri manaun d karo taiyari.

Agg de kol saare aao,
sundariye mundariye jor naal gao.
HAPPY LOHRI TO U AND UR FAMILY.

Sardar went to theatre

A Sardar reports seeing people actually being cut at the theater — until he names which theater he visited.

Sardar 1: o yar!
Me kal film dekhne theater gaya!
Wahan such much admi ko kat rahe thy
sardar2: o tu konse theater gaya tha?
Sardar1:
"Operation Theatre"

Chum Cham Cham . . . .

A chaotic political nursery-rhyme style poem name-dropping Musharraf, Nawaz, Benazir, Zardari, and Obama before landing on national collapse.

Chum Cham Cham . . . .

Musharraf ki chhaliya
Nawaz Shareef ka paan
Chal mere Zardari Liaqat Bagh,
Liaqat Bagh ki pehli gali
Benazir ko goli lagi
Sari dunya roney lagi
Rotey rotey bhook lagi
Hmare Mulk mein Atta nhi
Gillani tmhare nana nhi
Shaukat Aziz gae DILLI
DILLI se lae Billi
Billi ne diye 2 bache Allah miyan sache
Schey schey jaenge OBAMA ki Dulhan laenge
OBAMA ki Dulhan kaali 100 nakhron waali
1 nakhra toot gaya
Humara mulk doob Gaya:(

Whole Day Fun for holi

Upbeat Hindi Holi SMS wishing a number-one day of full-throttle fun and nonstop color.

Khushiyan Ho Overflow Masti Kabhi Na Ho Low,
Tumhari Holi Ho Ekdam Number 1,
Aur Aap Karo Whole Day Fun...

Holi Mubarak...

Yao Akhiri Guna Kawom

Pashto poem with a refrain of toba (repentance): the speaker wants one last indulgence — drinking love to its end — before turning devout.

Yao Akhiri Guna Kawom No Biya Toba Kawoma,
Da Shondo Tanda mataom No Biya Toba Kawoma,
Monga Da Zrono Jawari Charta Gatale Na Da,
Yao Akhiri Dao Lagawom No Biya Toba Kawoma.
Imdada na radromi sta aa hod gharaza ashna
Zindagi khpla hatmawom no biya toba kawoma.

rifle dunali je mirze kol hondi

Punjabi verse rewriting Punjab's folk romances — Mirza, Mahiwal, Ranjha, Punnu — with modern twists like court marriages, mobile calls, and Manali trips.

rifle dunali je mirze kol hondi, pichhe Sehban de bhaiyan nu mor dinda,
sohni duban to pehla je phone kardi,Mahiwal ik kishti rod denda,
akal hundi te vech kuch Ranjha court marriage layi paise jod lainda,
khabar hundi je blocha de aaun di Punnu ret chhad Kulu Manali wal daud lainda

Propose In New Style in Hindi

Funny Roman Urdu Propose Day SMS in which a new-style proposal for friendship immediately backfires.

Propose In New Style.

Boy To Girl:
Mai Apse Frndship Krna Chahta Hu.

Girl:
Meri Sagai Ho Gyi H.

Boy:
Fir Behen Ban K Apni Kisi Saheli Se Bat Kra De.

Short Promise Day Poetry in Hindi

Short sad Roman Urdu Promise Day poem about a promise to accompany someone to a place where their pain can finally show in someone else's eyes.

Yeh Wada Hai Ke Hum Tujhe Us Mod Tak Layenge,
Jahan Hum Apna Dard Teri Aankhon Say Chalka Kay Dekhayenge

HAVE A HAPPY ONAM

Warm English Onam SMS asking God to fill the reader's home with light and happiness on this Kerala harvest festival.

May God bless you
and
the colour & lights of Onam
fill your home with happiness and joy.
HAVE A HAPPY ONAM.