Hindi SMS section
A Munna Bhai college joke where the principal's escalating fine schedule for hostel visits prompts a sensible question about bulk pricing.
PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
Punjabi verse with dark humor: death almost arrived but got diverted when the beloved promised to meet tomorrow, forcing a longer wait.
Massa massa si aayi maut
ik hor hii adchan pe gayi
oh kal milan da vaada kar gayi
saanu umar vdhaani pe gayi
A warm Roman Urdu tribute to the friend who taught the meaning of friendship by quietly stealing your heart and never giving it back.
Dilko
dilse
churaaya
tune..
Door
hotehuye
apna banaaya tune..
Kabi bhul
nahi payenga tujko
ae DOST..
Kyunki
dosti karna
hi sikhaya
tune....
Funny Roman Urdu Valentine's Day SMS about a boy's 'I love you' meeting a slap and then a fist — proposal day gone wrong.
1 Larka 1 Larki Ko Propose Karta Hai.boy:
I Love U..
Girl :
Thapar Marungi.
Boy
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Mukka Bhi Khayegi Phir
Romantic Roman Urdu Promise Day shayari about the rose, the love, the memory, and the journey shared — unforgettable as long as life lasts.
Wo Gulab Jo Tumne Mujhe Diya Tha
Wo Pyaar Jo Tumne Mujhse Kiya Tha
Wo Yaad Jo Tumne Mujhe Diya Tha
Wo Safar Jo Humne Saath Tay Kiya Tha
Nahi Bhool Pauga Mai
Jab Tak Hai Jaan
Jab Tak Hai Jaan
Happy Promise Day
Playful Punjabi Lohri SMS boasting that wishing early in the morning counts as real friendship — this is Sadi Yaari.
Happy Lohri Vekheya Sadi Yaari
Sawere Sawere Hi Wish Maari
Ehnu Kehnde Ne Hushiari
Hun Wish Karan Di Tuhaadi Hai Vaari
Warm Hindi Holi SMS asking friends not to get so lost in the colors that they forget to remember the sender.
Khana Pina Rang Udana
Is Rang Ki Dhundh me hame na bhulana.
Geet Gao Khoshiya manao
Bolo mithi boli
hamari tarafse Aapako
HAPPY HOLI..
A Sardar umbrella joke where the hole in the canopy is not a fault to be repaired but a deliberate weather-detection mechanism.
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole
tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
Classic romantic "you're in my heart, my soul, everywhere" setup, derailed when a Dettol advertisement reminds everyone that germs are everywhere too.
Dil main tum
dharkan me tum
Asman me tum
Zamen me tum
Ankhon me tum
Jahan dekho tum hi tum ho
Detlo wali aunty sach kehti hain
Jaraseem har jaga hotay hain
Mamu panics that his wife and girlfriend are arriving at the same time — his friend cuts him off because he was about to say exactly the same thing.
MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
Roman Urdu hadith on including Surah Ikhlas, Falak, and Naas in daily prayers for protection from all kinds of harm and magic.
Blessings Of
=> Surah Ikhlas
=> Surah Falak
=> Surah Naas
Hzarat Mohammad S.A.W
Ka Irshad-e-Pak Hy
"Momino'n Apni Duao'n
Main Surah-eFalak,
Surah Naas, surah Ikhlas
Ko Shamil Ker Lia Kro
Har Qism K Shar Aur Jadu
Se Mehfuz Raho Gy ...
Punjabi SMS translating standard Windows computer commands — send, download, delete, run, search — into their Punjabi equivalents with comic flair.
Agar computer windows PUNJABI main hoti tu,
Send=satto
Insert=pao
Download=thalle lao
Delete=mitti pao
Run=Nassu
Search=Labbo
ALT+CTRL+DEL=syapaa hi mukao