Hindi / Text Messages

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

Massa massa si aayi maut

Massa massa si aayi maut
ik hor hii adchan pe gayi
oh kal milan da vaada kar gayi
saanu umar vdhaani pe gayi 

Dosti kerna hi sikhaya tu nay

Dilko
dilse
churaaya
tune..
Door
hotehuye
apna banaaya tune..
Kabi bhul
nahi payenga tujko
ae DOST..
Kyunki
dosti karna
hi sikhaya
tune....

Funny Valentines Day Sms in Hindi

1 Larka 1 Larki Ko Propose Karta Hai.boy:
I Love U..

Girl :
Thapar Marungi.

Boy
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Mukka Bhi Khayegi Phir

Promise Day Shayari in Hindi

Wo Gulab Jo Tumne Mujhe Diya Tha
Wo Pyaar Jo Tumne Mujhse Kiya Tha
Wo Yaad Jo Tumne Mujhe Diya Tha
Wo Safar Jo Humne Saath Tay Kiya Tha
Nahi Bhool Pauga Mai
Jab Tak Hai Jaan
Jab Tak Hai Jaan
Happy Promise Day

Happy Lohri Vekheya Sadi Yaari

Happy Lohri Vekheya Sadi Yaari
Sawere Sawere Hi Wish Maari
Ehnu Kehnde Ne Hushiari
Hun Wish Karan Di Tuhaadi Hai Vaari

Dil main tum, dharkam main tum

Dil main tum
dharkan me tum
Asman me tum
Zamen me tum
Ankhon me tum
Jahan dekho tum hi tum ho

Detlo wali aunty sach kehti hain

Jaraseem har jaga hotay hain

Biwi aur premika sath sath

MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.

MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

Bloessings of surah ikhlas, falak, naas

Blessings Of
=> Surah Ikhlas
=> Surah Falak
=> Surah Naas

Hzarat Mohammad S.A.W
Ka Irshad-e-Pak Hy
"Momino'n Apni Duao'n
Main Surah-eFalak,
Surah Naas, surah Ikhlas
Ko Shamil Ker Lia Kro
Har Qism K Shar Aur Jadu
Se Mehfuz Raho Gy ...

Computer windows in punjabi

Agar computer windows PUNJABI main hoti tu,
Send=satto
Insert=pao
Download=thalle lao
Delete=mitti pao
Run=Nassu
Search=Labbo
ALT+CTRL+DEL=syapaa hi mukao