Hindi SMS section
A KBC game-show setup where the sender gives up one crore rupees rather than name the world's biggest fool — for obvious reasons.
KBC main shahrukh ne
mujh se pocha
world ka sub se bara ullu kon hai?
main ne 1 crore thukra diye,
magar aapka naam nahe bataya.
A playful Roman Urdu SMS mixing pharmacy humor with genuine affection, calling a friend both a chronic headache and the oxygen of life.
Mohabbat ka sirap ho tum,
Tension ka capsule ho tum,
Aafat ka injection ho tum,
Par kya kare jhelna padta hai,
Kyonki... DOSTI ka oxygen ho tum.
Warm Roman Urdu Promise Day SMS about never letting go — and coming back to hold the reader's hand if they ever walk away.
Ye Promise Hai Humara,
Na Chhodenge Kabhi Saath Tumhara.
Jo Gaye Tum Hume Bhool Kar,
Le Aayenge Pakad Kar Haath Tumhara.
Happy Promise Day
Traditional Punjabi Lohri folk song — Sunder Mundriye — recited in full as a festive SMS for the bonfire celebration.
Sunder mundriye ho!
Tera kaun vicaharaa ho!
Dullah bhatti walla ho!
Dullhe di dhee vyayae ho!
Ser shakkar payee ho!
Kudi da laal pathaka ho!
Kudi da saalu paatta ho!
Salu kaun samete!
Chache choori kutti! zamidara lutti!
Zamindaar sudhaye!
bade bhole aaye!
Ek bhola reh gaya!
Sipahee far ke lai gaya!
Sipahee ne mari eet!
Sanoo de de lohri te teri jeeve jodi!(Cry or howl!)
Bhaanvey ro te bhaanvey pit!
Warm Hindi Holi SMS that bypasses every formal channel — no words, no colors, no gifts — sent straight from the heart.
Na zuban se,
Na nigaho se,
Na dimag se,
Na rango se,
Na Greeting se,
Na Gifts se,
Direct dil se *AAP* ko;
"HAPPY HOLY"
A Sardar tech joke where the request to "install Windows" on a computer immediately prompts shopping for a hammer and a nail.
Sardar:Yar mujhe 1 hathora
or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man:Magar computer me inka kia kam?
Sardar:Oye yar mujhe computer mein windows lagani hai.
A funny, tech-flavored friendship SMS comparing a dear friend to a mobile phone that shows up in dreams, lives in the heart, and can't be silenced.
Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho,
khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah,
Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah;
Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki tarah,
hum ko bhool na jaana Balance ki tarah..
A professor's classic brains-versus-buffalo question gets derailed before it can begin when Munna Bhai asks for the buffalo's date of birth.
PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.
Punjabi verse reworking folk legends — Sassi, Heer, Sahiba — landing on the joke that the speaker only wants Sahiba's brother kept away.
Kudiyon wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer,
Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni, te kutne ohde Veer!!
Warm Roman Urdu Promise Day poem listing Valentine's week vows: never hurt, never leave, smile in joy, stay in sorrow.
Aj Promise Day Hai Apne Pyar Se Kro Wada Keh
Kabhi Na Dil Dukhao Ge, Kabhi Na Chhor K Jao Ge
Us K Gham Mein Sog Khushi Mein Muskurao Gay
Har Cheez Se Bahd K Sirf Usi Ko Chaho Gay
Kro Wada Or Pa Lo Us Ki Muhabbat
Happy Promise Day
Warm Hindi Lohri SMS about the bonfire's light brightening lives and its growing flames driving away every sorrow.
Lohri ka prakash,
aap ki zindagi ko prakashmayi kar de
Jaise Jaise lohri ki aag tej ho,
vaise vaise hi hamare dukhon ka ant ho
Short upbeat English-Hindi Holi SMS wishing a number-one festival and a whole lot of fun.
Tumhari holi ho number one,
aur tum karo whole lotta fun!
wishing you a happy & colour full holi.