Hindi SMS section
Da Charsadday Zalmii
Che WATAN Matam Matam Vee,
Aow Pa Hr Koor Kii Gham Vee,
Che Barood Vee Da Asmana,
Aow Da Zmakey Lande Bom Vee,
Che Pa Shundo Bus Jara Vee,
Starge Hmm Dhakey Da Nam Vee,
Che Da Gullon Pa Mosam Kii,
Da Golo, Dazo Mosam Vee,
Che Bajaur, Waziristan Ke,
Hmm Pa Swat Ke Muharam Vee,
Nu Za Ba Dasey AKHTAR Sa Kram,
Che Bachi Me Qatal Kiigii,
Mour Aow Plar Me Zobal Kiigii,
Sarr Sajde La Che Tittegii, Pe Bomoona Raw
Bethay thay teri yaad main tanha ek shaam,
Liya ek kaghaz aur likha tera naam,
Tasvir banai teri aur likha ye pegham,
Zinda pakarnay walay ko 50,000 ka inaam :p
Aaeen men ek aur tarmeen,
Ab new quomi tarana
Musharraf sir zameen shad baad,
Kishwar-e-Haseen shad baad,
Tou nishan-e-corruption aalishan,
Arz-e-Musharafstan,
Shad bad opposition sari barbad,
Musharaf sir zameen ka nizam,
atay, gas, bijli ka bohran,
Qoum mulk saltant,
choudhry paindabad,
shad baad,
shukat aziz mulk say farar,
parcham-e-sitara-e-hilal,
Khun main runga sara saal,
Bhol apna mazi shan-e-haal,
khudkash bombar phir hai tayar,
Musharaf hokumat ko aye na zawal
Azadi k din aaj meri dua hai k
ALLAH aap ko Quaid ki aqal,
Iqbal ki shakal, Liaqat ki Shairvani,
Fatima ki jawani, Nehru ki chaal
aur gandhi g k baal day.
JASHAN-E-AZADI MUBARK
CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.
Sardar-Murghey di tang kithe hai .
Waiter-Murga Langda si.
Sardar-Isda dil kithe hai.
Waiter-Murghi lay gai.
Sardar-Isda dimagh kithey hai..
Waiter-Murga sardar si
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Happy Rainy Day Dua hai
Barish k Jitnay Qatre giren
utni hi dafa aap slip ho kar giren:p
Hum jeete EK bar hai,
Marte EK bar hai,
Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???
Jannat k 8 darwazay hain,
1.Jannatul mava
2.Darul maqam
3.Darul salam
4.Darul Khuld
5.Jannatul adan
6.Jannatul naim
7.Jannatul Kashif
8.Jannatul firdos
Allah se dua hay k roz-e-qiyamat
her darwazay se
ap ka nam pukara jaye."aameen"
Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kion?
Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to
usey jannat kehte hain
Arz kia hay,
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
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Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.
Tussi Hasde ho sanu hasaan vaaste,
tussi rone ho saanu rovaan vaaste,
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo,
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste.