Hindi SMS section
A satirical blessings SMS wishing the recipient specific outcomes by invoking the fates of well-known Pakistani political and media figures.
1 Anokhi Dua
Aap ko Khushyan itni milen jitni MUSHARRAF ko Gaaliyaan…
Aapki Zindagi Se Gham aise khatam hoon jese PTV se haya
Aapko GEO jesa sabar miley
Shorat itni mile jini “BB” ko mili
Health aesi mile jese SANGEETA ko…
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Aap ke din aise phir jaye jese ZARDARI ke
A funny motivational spin arguing that cramming at the last minute is secretly how every future professional learns to manage time.
To be a “Good professional”,
always start to study late for “Exams”.
Because it teaches how to manage “Time”
and tackle “Emergencies”!!
Opens like a declaration of deep affection — "your heart is with us" — before confirming that both hearts are firmly in the sender's own possession.
Aap ka dil hamaray paas hai,
Hamaara dil,
Hamaara dil,
Hamaara dil,
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Hamaara dil bhi hamare pas hai:p
Warm patriotic Pakistan Independence Day SMS skipping words, languages, greetings, and gifts — the Azadi Mubarak comes directly from the heart.
Na zuban se,
Na nigahon se,
Na dimag se,
Na rango se,
Na greeting se,
Na gift se,
Aapko “Jashne Azadi Mubarak” direct dil se
Roman Urdu SMS that builds through a drawn-out setup only to land on a frog joke about who truly enjoys the rain.
Aaj to bohot khush hoongay aap?
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Kiyon k, barish jo ho rahi hai
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aur barish main to
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sab hi maindak khush hotay hain
Two Sardars at a coffee shop debate drinking speed until the menu prices reveal there's a perfectly logical reason not to rush.
2 Sardar sit in a coffee shop
1st: "jaldee pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayai gi"
2nd: "Tu kia?
1st: arey bay waqoof, menu card parh!!!
HOT COFFEE Rs.20/-
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COLD COFFEE Rs. 40/-
A Munna Bhai medical exchange where his slow-poison warning about cigarettes meets a patient who sees no particular urgency in the matter.
Munna:
Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette
aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.
Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.
Rajasthani-dialect SMS (Tharo/Maro) about the full-body thrill of receiving a text from the beloved — every pore tingles, every limb quickens.
Tharo SMS jab jab aavay hai
Maro rom rom machal jawe hai
Ang ang men gud gudi huwe hai
Tharo SMS ka koi na kasoor howe hai
Maro Mobile vibration pe howe hai
A bittersweet Roman Urdu message about losing yourself so completely in friendship that its end leaves you like a living ghost.
Dosti mein humne chaha use itna ,
ki khud ko hi bhul gaye hum ,
aur isi haal me khush the hum ,
par jab todti dosti humse usne ,
sirf zinda lash banke reh gaye hum
A careful step-by-step proposition asking for permission at every stage — hand, hug, kiss, and finally, heart.
If I reached for your hand, will u hold it ?
If I hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If I go for ur lips, will u kiss me ?
If I capture ur heart, will u love me ??
Happy Propose Day Darling
Romantic Roman Urdu Valentine's SMS listing sweetness, fragrance, and love, and naming the reader's company as the most beautiful feeling of all.
Shehad Ki Mithaas,
Jaise Phoolon Ki Khushbu,
Jaise Pyar,
Jante Ho Sub Se Khubsurat Ehsas Kya Hai,
Aap Ka Sath
Short sad Roman Urdu Promise Day SMS about separation and the longing that follows a broken word.
Tere Hijran Se Ta