Hindi SMS section
A Sardar joke where a request to see India's national flag prompts an entirely reasonable follow-up question about available color options.
Sardar to Shopkeeper:-
Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,
Shopkeeper ne Flag dikhaya.
Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.
Munna Bhai turns on the charm to guilt-trip a friend who has been hoarding SMS credits and sending back absolutely nothing.
Kya ray!
Aasmani kabutar!
Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos?
Apka Pyara
Munna Bhai
Punjabi verse about the beloved's hold on the speaker's moods: a single grudge from them would be devastating to overcome.
Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste,
Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset,
Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho,
Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste.
Four lines, one ask — someone to care, to be there, to be true, and to be exactly like you.
All I wanted was someone to care 4 me,
All I wanted was someone who'd b there 4 me,
All I ever wanted was someone who'd b true,
All I ever wanted was someone like U...
"Happy Propose Day"
Muje rote hoie chorh gaie aur chale gaie
Lihaf-e-kafan ko tum ourh gaie aur chale gaie
Kamzor tha mian, bad-e-mukhalif k muqable main
Onhi hawaoun k rukh mourh gaie aur chale gaie
Jo bhi haath pohonchta tha meri garden tak
Onhi haathon ko marourh gaie aur chale gaie
Zalim hai ye zamana ham kia karenge?
Hamari zindagi jachour gaie aur chale gaie
Tum ne jis paude ko jo laho se hai seencha
Tanaawar darakht bana kar chourh gaie aur chale gaie
Jise sahara dia sahara banne ki umeed main
Usi saharae ko bhi chourh gaie aur chale gaie?
Abbu mein aap ko bohut yaad karta hon (I miss you soo much baba)
Romantic Roman Urdu Valentine's SMS: everyone says the beloved is a piece of the moon — the sender says the moon is just a piece of the beloved.
Log Kehte Firte Hai Jise Hum Pyaar Karte Hai
Wo Ek Chand Ka Tukda Hai,
Par Unhe Kyaa Pata Jise Mai Pyaar Karta Houn
Chand Uska Ek Tukda Hai.
I Love You And Happy Valentines
Warm Roman Urdu Promise Day sher-o-shayari swearing to stand by a friend and always come in time of need.
Wada Karte Hain Dosti Nibhayenge
Koshish Yahi Rahegi Tujhe Na Satyaenge
Zarurat Pade Toh Dil Se Pukarana
Mar Bhi Rahe Honge To Mohlat Lekar Aayenge
Romantic Urdu Rose Day shayari about unspoken words and a heart waiting in the night for a dream meeting.
Honth Keh Nahi Sakte Jo Fasana Dil Ka,
Shayad Nazar Se Woh Baat Ho Jaye.
Is Umeed Mein Karte Hain Intezaar Raat Ka,
Ke Shayad Sapne Mein Mulaqat Ho Jaye
Warm English Onam blessing wishing the reader the brightest and choicest happiness they have ever hoped for.
May this ONAM bring you
the most brightest and choicest happiness
and love you have ever Wished for.
Wishing you a very HAPPY ONAM.
Funny Punjabi Lohri SMS asking what gift you want — friendship, a scooter, a Ferrari — really anything will do.
Bol tenu LOHRI... te ki uphar deya.
Dosti chahidi ja jaan vaar deya.
Scootr,moped,ya frari car deya,
Bus ine nal hi sar jau ja 2-3 gappan hor mar deya !
Roman Urdu verse about a quiet parting: an ordinary evening, no dramatic weeping, just a clean ruin arriving without ceremony.
woh aam c shaam thi jab juda huay thay hum,
na toot kar pyar kia or na ro sakay hum,
na zamany say kuch kaha hum nay,
barbad ho gaye bari saadgi say hum...!
Short playful romantic Hindi Holi couplet about gathering reds and pinks to color a beloved on Holi day.
Lal, gulabi, neela, pila hathon me liya samet,
Holi ke din rangenge sajni, kar ke meethi bhent.