Yaad aate hai to zara kho lete hai
Aansu ankho me uter aye to zara ro lete hai

Nind aakho me aate nahi laken
Aap khuwabon me ayaingay yahi soch kar so lete hai

Saaye ki tarah saath rahne wale
hamse rishtaa tod gaye,

hakikat me milna mumkin nahi tha
magar khwabon me bhi aana chhod gaye

Why Pakistanis are easy to identify..??
*Everything cooked in ginger garlic paste and onion.
*Re-use of gift wrappers.
*Always arive atleast an hour late to a party.
*All siblings have rhyming names.
*Talk for an hour at the gate when leave someone's house.
*You live with your parents even when you are 40 years old.
*Sofas and carpets are covered with bedsheets.
*Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control. :-D

Tring Tring..

Inbox kholo

Aap k liye phool bheijay hain

--;--;--<@ --;--;--<@ --;--;--<@ ab SMS send kero warna phol wapis karo

Har jaga baithna intizar nahi hota,
Har khamoshi ka matlab inkar nahin hota,

Nazrain to har aik say milti hain,
Har nazar ka milna inpyaar nahin hota...

A man phones a mental hospital
and asks the receptionist
if there is anybody in Room 27 ?
She goes and checks,
and comes back to the phone,
telling him that the room is empty
“Good,‚ says the man.
“That means I must have really escaped.‚

Q: Why are Egyptians Children always confused?

A: Because after death,
their daddy becomes the mummy.

Kabhi kabhi in ankhon me nami si hoti hai.
Kabhi kabhi in hoton pe hasi si hoti hai.

E dost wo tum hi ho,
jis se meri zindagi zinda dil hoti hai.