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Veena Malik K Mind Testing Totke
Agr Aadhi Raat Ko Shoher Ka Dil Kare
Aor B.V Ka Mood Na Ho To,
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Shohar Ko Chahye K
Wo B V Ko Tang Na Kre,
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Bal K Khud Uth K Pani Pee Le... =P
"Veena Malik K Mind Testing Totke"
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