Simply a hilarious collection of santa banta sms jokes / text messages.
Santa Banta SMS / Text Messages
Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Because married men are more obedient.
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D
In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..
SANTA went to court
"Order ! Order !"
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"
"Shut Up !"
After an accident,
A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.
Santa: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no. :D
Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.
Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?