SMS4Smile

Funny Santa banta Jokes SMS Messages in English by sms4smile

Santa Banta SMS / Text Messages


Advertisement



Announcement:

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (67 votes, average: 3.69 out of 5)
Loading...Loading...

Simply a hilarious collection of santa banta sms jokes / text messages.

posted in Santa Banta SMS

Dont carry umbrella during rain

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (114 votes, average: 3.94 out of 5)
Loading...Loading...

Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D

posted in Rainy day SMS, Santa Banta SMS


Advertisement


Because married men are more obedient.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (38 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5)
Loading...Loading...

Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

posted in Marriage SMS, Santa Banta SMS

Lion bounced on wife

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (145 votes, average: 4.12 out of 5)
Loading...Loading...

In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..

posted in Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS, Wife SMS

Coffee and wine shop difference

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (93 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)
Loading...Loading...

Santa-What Is Difference
Between COFFEE Shop & WINE
Shop?
Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The
Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE
Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE

posted in Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS

Santa was drawing money from ATM.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (48 votes, average: 4.42 out of 5)
Loading...Loading...

Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.

posted in Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS

Kissing ur wife in ur home....


Advertisement


1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (70 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)
Loading...Loading...

A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
"He's not my friend."

posted in Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS

Headlights and wipers

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (276 votes, average: 4.10 out of 5)
Loading...Loading...

After an accident,
A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.

Santa: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no. :D

posted in Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS

Like our SMS messages collection! Why not share it with friends @



Page 1 of 41234