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Simply a hilarious collection of santa banta sms jokes / text messages.


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Santa was drawing money from ATM.

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Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.


posted in Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS


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Dont carry umbrella during rain

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Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D


posted in Rainy day SMS, Santa Banta SMS

Kissing ur wife in ur home....

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A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
"He's not my friend."


posted in Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS

Headlights and wipers

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After an accident,
A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.

Santa: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no. :D


posted in Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS

Santa in court

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SANTA went to court

JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"

SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"

SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!


posted in Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell

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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I'm coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.


posted in Santa Banta SMS


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An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.

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An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.


posted in Santa Banta SMS

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