Simply a hilarious collection of santa banta sms jokes / text messages.
Santa Banta SMS / Text Messages
Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.
Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D
Maths Teacher Was Teaching
1000 Kgs= Ton.
For 3000 Kgs
Santa-What Is Difference
Between COFFEE Shop & WINE
Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The
Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE
Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE
Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Because married men are more obedient.
Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.
A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
"He's not my friend."