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Santa Banta SMS / Text Messages


Simply a hilarious collection of santa banta sms jokes / text messages.

posted in Santa Banta SMS

Cable T.V

Santa:
Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids,
they don’t study,so i got rid of it

Banta: Good?
Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed

posted in Santa Banta SMS

Bank make your dreams come true

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…

posted in Santa Banta SMS

To avoid side effects

Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
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To avoid the side effects!

posted in Santa Banta SMS

Theif entered kitchen

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

posted in Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS

It’s only with a female

American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.

Santa: In India, it is only with a female

posted in Santa Banta SMS

What a shot you made – santa singh

An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.

Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!”

posted in Santa Banta SMS

Dont carry umbrella during rain

Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D

posted in Rainy day SMS, Santa Banta SMS



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