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Santa Banta SMS Messages Collection

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Simply a hilarious collection of santa banta sms jokes / text messages.

posted in Santa Banta SMS

Because married men are more obedient.

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Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

posted in Marriage SMS, Santa Banta SMS

Taklu rooz saloon kion jata hay ?

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Santa taklu He
phir bhi roz saloon jata hay,
Why ???

Kion k

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posted in Riddle SMS, Santa Banta SMS

T.V kion nahin lay gaya ?

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Santa Police se:
Kal rat chor mere ghar se
TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye

Police:TV kyon nahi legaya??

Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..

posted in Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS

What a shot you made - santa singh

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An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.

Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!”

posted in Santa Banta SMS

Santa k ghar main talaab ka pani

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1 banda bhahta howa aata hay
aur Santa se kehta hai
bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main
talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.

Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay,
ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D

posted in Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS

Thats a lucky match stick

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Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light.

He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.

“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?” asked the another man.

Santa replied, “Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.”

posted in Santa Banta SMS

U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

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Preeto 2 maid:
Oh Kanta, I have reason 2 suspect that
Banta is having an affair with his secretary.

Kanta: I don’t believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

posted in Santa Banta SMS

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