Comedy Quote by Will Rogers Download Open image “You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one” — Will Rogers ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedy Democrat Got Optimist Humorist Humorists Optimist Optimist Democrat Political
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I am an optimist. If I ever quit being an optimist, I guess I'll become a Republican. — Ray Farabee Copy Share Image
Even conservative columnists tend to prefer humor that isn't fit to print. — Ross Douthat Copy Share Image
Nowadays, you cannot be a very Effective political figure without Having a demonstrable sense of humor. People take to it. — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
Humor is an escape, because you cannot think about your problems when you are trying to be funny; so, in essence, "being a humorist"… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I am a political human being. I have - that's one of my interests. I studied political science in college. I was actually going… — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
You have to have been a Republican to know how good it is to be a Democrat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you want to live like a Republican, you've got to vote for a Democrat. — Harry S. Truman Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
I wouldn't want people to laugh at me. That's why I have to give all that I can, and at least produce something that… — Zhao Wei Copy Share Image
“Our world will not die as a result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of banality, of making a joke… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
That's something a lot of folks don't know about me - I'm pretty darn funny. — Michael Jai White Copy Share Image
I have that need in me, I want everyone to love me, but I'm embarrassed by that need, so I wanted to cover it… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
There's a difference between delivering real funny and just silly funny. — Lil Rel Howery Copy Share Image
Oh to that corkscrew, the useful tool to unlock the treasure of wit, the treasury of laughter, the front door of fellowship, and the… — Andrew Guzaldo Copy Share Image