Humor Quote by Victoria Laurie

“I just bought some long-lasting deodorant. You know, for the afterlife. Eternity is a long time to have stinky armpits.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Your deodorant smells like my armpit. And yet I get no royalty from the manufacturer.”

— Jarod Kintz

“When I was a little boy, I used to work in a sweatshop. We made deodorant.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A cormorant broke the surface, like an improbable idea tearing the membrane between dreams and life.”

— Peter Carey

“It was this moment when I realized a man’s word could poison woman against innocent woman if she surrendered to its violence, and indeed…

— Linda Lafferty

“They’d scared me and had me thinking about what it meant to be really strong, on my own terms—not just fit and brown from…

— Paula McLain

“Never let them see you sweat. Nicole Grant, former dating guru and A-list matchmaker, knew it was a bad sign when the philosophy you…

— Wendy Wax

“... the ads made me feel bilious and love-stricken, invaded and debauched by a coldly mechanical lust for whatever fetish the desire machines were…

— Charles Stross

“I´m just not sending out the right vibe lately. Perhaps the fact that I wear stained sweatpants and free T-shirts is holding me back.…

— Suzanne Finnamore

“I think a woman smothered in cheap scent is one of the greatest abominations known to mankind - Lord Mayfield”

— Agatha Christie

“It's not a collection! You know nothing of inspiration. Of beauty. From the hands and heart flow eternal truth and beauty. And from both…

— Erica Spindler

“The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet lipstick and sat in the kitchen…

— Jo Brand