Humor Quote by Timmothy Radman

“I grabbed a Twizzler and almost cracked a tooth biting off the stale ends. I stuck my makeshift red straw into my coffee and…

— Lisa Roecker

“Sometimes the last straw is heavier than it looks.”

— Debby Feo

“The needles they poke you with leaves a hole that closes in. But unkind words can make a hole that will never mend.”

— Stanley Victor Paskavich

“Sara: Tegan just recently discovered that unicorns don’t exist. Tegan: I just thought they were extinct.”

— Tegan and Sara

“If all you have is straw for a bed, then make it the best straw bed in the world.”

— U K Hero

“Peeta rolls his eyes at Haymitch. “She has no idea. The effect she can have.” He runs his fingernail along the wood grain in…

— Suzanne Collins

“Annabeth hit a slippery patch of moss and her foot slipped. Fortunately, she found something else to put it against. Unfortunately, that something was…

— Rick Riordan

“He's back in Maine now.She did say he badgered her with questions. Of course, she didn't have the answer until she spoke to me…

— Nora Roberts

“Faelan stuffed his mouth with the granola bar like a starving toddler and moved down the aisle with the loaded cart. Bree grabbed an…

— Anita Clenney

“Well, that's what everyone wants, isn't it? Even these people who go out and have their noses shaved down to pencil erasers, and who…

— Beth Harbison

“the only person I truly want to comfort me is Haymitch, because he loves Peeta, too.”

— Suzanne Collins

“...I could feel her burrowing into my heart. I didn't know if the burrowing was like a kitten cuddling up to its mother or…

— Jason Porter