Employee Quote by Steven Wright Download Open image “How come you don't ever hear about gruntled employees? And who has been dis-ing them anyhow?” — Steven Wright ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Employee Funny Has beens Humor
Workers insist that they are not disgruntled. They are very gruntled. — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
At this point, American workers are pretty respectful of the bosses they loathe. — Ted Rall Copy Share Image
When it comes to personnel issues, I act professionally and respectful of former employees. I just assume that's a two-way street. It's disappointing when… — Michele Bachmann Copy Share Image
Never have I had such assistants to disrobe me, and never have I put off my clothes before such a company — Mary, Queen of Scots Copy Share Image
There are corporate environments where a person has dedicated their life to working hard, and then they're fired with a security person escorting them… — Daniel Lubetzky Copy Share Image
The bureaucrats tremble because they don't perform. In the past nobody checked their work. Now that I do it they are scared. — Mayawati Copy Share Image
I always sympathized with the people who did work for hire; I was one of them. — Stan Lee Copy Share Image
All bosses always has a strategy to use their employees to to seek their own interest, by putting them to watch each other with… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
We are looking at it but in a lot of cases gig workers should be classified as employees in some cases they are treated… — Marty Walsh Copy Share Image
Hiring and retaining talent in the tech industry is expensive and vital. Those people have real power over their bosses, especially because it is… — Hank Green Copy Share Image
I was sort of a porter takin the next man's order. Breakin my back for a shack for headquarters? All my manpower for four… — Kool G Rap Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Trust is about keeping commitments, but in many instances, circumstances change and organizations therefore shed commitments, things such as retiree medical benefits, pension obligations,… — Jeffrey Pfeffer Copy Share Image
“Work is a vehicle with which man chases some fleeting destination called a full tummy.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
LEGO has announced that they are shutting down their U.S. factory and moving it to Canada. LEGO employees say it's their fault because they… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
“Pizza as a reward at work, gotta love it. Personally, I'd rather have that than a raise. Give me a pizza, boss, and let… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
This bill would allow an employee to bring a claim against an employer decades after the alleged initial act of discrimination occurred. Trial lawyers,… — Buck McKeon Copy Share Image
The schoolmaster is the person who takes the children off the parents' hands for a consideration. That is to say, he establishes a child… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
You have to treat your employees like your customers. When you treat them right they will treat your outside customers right. — Herb Kelleher Copy Share Image
John Shook's experience shows just how important problemsolving is at Toyota - it comes before any other job skill for the graduate intake. When… — Martin Burns Copy Share Image
The ruler should employ person in tasks according to their abilities because Knowers ( or the means ) and efficient employees make impossible tasks also possible. — Chanakya Copy Share Image
The first major issue you need to consider when focusing on today's workers: You have to know what motivates them. If you think it's… — Linda Rottenberg Copy Share Image