“Behind every rich employer, there is a not-so rich employee.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“An 'Employee of the Month' is a titled given to someone who best helped someone else actualize their dream—in that particular month.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Once employed, the employed's friends are reduced to creatures that he only sees when he has a new problem, or, something new… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“One of the main differences between a slave and an employee is that the employee sold themselves.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Old Age homes are civilization's dumpsites for human beings who it cannot exploit further.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Belonging to the working class is the economy’s punishment for those who did what they were told to do in class.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“If working-hours were natural, then employed men would only get erections between 5 p.m. and 9 a.m. … during the week.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Literacy makes man a victim of advertising. Education makes him a victim of employment.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Not every poor or unemployed person who has one wears a political party’s t-shirt to reveal their political affiliation; some use it… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Life ups the self-esteem of a low-paid man by giving him things that the high-paid man that he envies cannot buy (intellect,… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Somebody is born. Somebody goes to school. Somebody learns to conform. Somebody types a CV. Somebody gets a job. Somebody follows orders.… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“In a patriarchal society, one of the most important functions of the institution of the family is to make feel like a… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“You know you are capitalism’s ideal puppet (and that education betrayed you) when winning the lottery is your only chance to realizing… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Some people are unemployed because they lack the minimum required education. Others are unemployed because they lack the minimum required obedience.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The difference between a retiring man and a used condom is that the condom isn’t given a golden watch to inspire the… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Many a woman would not be in a relationship with or married to her man, if he earned half of what he… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Employees leave where they work. Employers live where they work.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“What to wear: An employee chooses. How to dress: His employer chose.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“He who makes $25,000 annually through passive income is more enviable than he who earns $100,000 annually through a salary.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Being a bad employer is more of an achievement than being a great employee.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Education inspires the educated to think for themselves. Schooled programs the schooled to work for others.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“In some cases, you can tell how somebody is being treated by their own boss from the way they are treating someone… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“An employee is sheep. His employer is the shepherd. His salary is grass.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Back then, work revolved around life. Today, life revolves around work.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A salary is a tax employers pay, every four weeks, for putting an employee’s dream on hold.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Work is a vehicle with which man chases some fleeting destination called a full tummy.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Starving whilst schooled is like a man’s finding out that his wife is on her periods … a few seconds after he… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“12% of employees study further to learn more. 88% of employees study further to earn more.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The definition of 'Employment' by an employer, and, that by an employee, are seldom the same.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Salesmanship is usually the art of making it the prospect’s problem, the salesperson’s need or desire to earn money.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Arguments led by subjectivity are a waste of time. And, if they take place online, add to that, a waste of one’s keyboard.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A car is one of the most interesting inventions, but driving is one of the most boring activities.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Dating is a man-made ideology: if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, one would either be in a relationship, or, six feet… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Work is a vehicle with which man chases some fleeting destination called a full tummy.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A phone call should be a convenience to the caller, not an inconvenience to the called.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“*Nothing is free* asserts two things. Both assertions are true.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production, and human… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Some of our friends are our friends only because we used to be friends.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“*You only get one chance to make a first impression.* Ah, whatever!!! Who said you get three chances to make the second impression?!!” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
