Bears Quote by Stephen Colbert Download Open image “It would be a very short pint. It would be gummy bears and matzah, and be called Chewy Jewy.” — Stephen Colbert ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bears Gummies Gummy bear Pints Would be
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Try to love others and serve others and hopefully find those who love and serve you in return. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
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I live by syllogisms: God is love. Love is blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God. I don't know what I'd… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
“Unlike Paul Newman, who seems to think that salad dressing is the cure-all for America's ills, I'm a man of action.” — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
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