God Quote by Stephen Colbert

“If God didn't mean for us to use drugs, It would never have made us such curious monkeys, nor given us so many interesting…

— Charles L. Smith

“Everything becomes so pure when you smoke the herb. conversation becomes interesting love becomes true love Sex becomes just a heaven.”

— seerat ahuja

“They were stoned because he had brought weed for the entire audience and bullied people into getting high.”

— Amy Poehler

“But what so different of eating plants? Everything has it's life. If you are so pure, why not just stop eating? So you can…

— Xiaolu Guo

“If God didn't want us to eat the animals, He wouldn't have made them so tasty.”

— Molly Harper

“God was bored with the humans, so he invented alcohol.”

— John Kenney

“He thought: Oh, I have fed on honey-dew. On wine and whiskey and champagne and the tender white meat of women and fine clothes…

— Glendon Swarthout

“I am God in nature; I am a weed by the wall.”

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Did God really tell you that you mustn't eat this delicious fruit of the trees here in your garden?" This approach was a masterpiece…

— Dr. Henry Morris

“The truth of God's Word cuts through the good and bad of our lives like a trowel digging up hard-to-remove weeds without damaging the…

— Jo Ann Fore

“The only people who are completely sure they've heard from God are either clinically insane or under the influence of hallucinogens.”

— Steven Furtick

“We were given appetites, not to consume the world and forget it, but to taste its goodness and hunger to make it great. That…

— Robert Farrar Capon