Humor Quote by Spuds Crawford

Water has always been a large part of my life, so for me now, being a father with another child on the way, I'm…

— Michael Phelps

“Best way to teach a child to swim is to throw ’em in the deep end.”

— Teresa Driscoll

“The literature of childhood abounds with evidence that the peaks of a child's experience are not visits to the cinema, or even family outings…

— Iona Opie

Asking me to describe my son is like asking me to hold the ocean in a paper cup

— Jodi Picoult

“Have you noticed how children never bypass a puddle of water, but jump, splash, and slosh right through it?  That's because they know an…

— Richelle E. Goodrich

As a dad, he thinks that his philosophy is morally correct. He has no conscience whatsoever about letting his kids put a penny in…

— Stacy Keach

As I'm a complete water baby, being by the beach helps me relax.

— Shweta Tripathi

“I was taught by my father that when someone is drowning you don't ask if they can swim, you just jump in and help.”

— Irena Sendler

You can't cling to the side your whole life, that one lesson every parent needs to teach a child is "If you don't want…

— Jeannette Walls

Babies don't need a vacation. But I still see them at the beach. It pisses me off.

— Steven Wright