“He asked me if I ever prayed-- and I lied. Then he asked me if I ever got an answer, or a… — Spuds Crawford Faith Copy Share Image
“When you argue with someone, you always argue at the level of the person with the lowest level of intelligence. You never… — Spuds Crawford Funny Copy Share Image
“Science and discovery, especially in the field of non-abnormal pediatric mysteries, is built on the work of those who have been sneezed… — Spuds Crawford Funny Copy Share Image
“As a young father it's important to remember that, when you're at the beach, there's a BIG difference between telling your five… — Spuds Crawford Humor Copy Share Image
“If you expect me to read your mind you're going to have to think more clearly.” — Spuds Crawford Books Copy Share Image
“A dam doesn't try to reason with the water. Its main purpose is to hold it still for a while. When I… — Spuds Crawford Family relationships Copy Share Image
“I must be very complex, judging by the number of days determined to define me.” — Spuds Crawford Funny-and-random Copy Share Image
“I've never considered the possibility of defeat. I've never planned for it. That's the job for those people who plan for such… — Spuds Crawford Failure Copy Share Image
“I teach my sons that there are really only three rules to being a good man. The first rule is to fish… — Spuds Crawford Good man Copy Share Image
