Humor Quote by Sherillyn Kenyon Download Open image ““But really . . . I’m about as useful as the G in lasagna.”” — Sherillyn Kenyon ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“I make love like I make lasagna. Makes me hungry just thinking about it.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“By the time we met up again, she'd be able to hand her reaction to me as a tidy package: a single square of… — Curtis Sittenfeld Copy Share Image
“So I was for stories. I was for stries just as gannets were for balls of silver-flashing fish - I'd crash towards them, gaping.… — Susan Fletcher Copy Share Image
I made lasagna for dinner," Tamsyn called out. "That work for you?" He continued to look at her, as if he'd drink her up… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
“Everything you do, is useful, even if it is not apparent at the time.” — Debbie Jeffrey Copy Share Image
“I was lounging in the kitchen, enjoying the small fermata between emptying the dishwasher and reloading it. It's a glamorous life.” — Abbi Waxman Copy Share Image
“...though the conversation always touched an exceptionally high level of brilliance, there was apt to be a good deal of sugar thrown about.” — P G Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“I went to a self-help group. I helped myself to their buffet. It was a pot down on luck. (I brought corn.)” — Brian Spellman Copy Share Image
“I again felt rather like an individual of but average gastronomical powers, sitting down to feast alone at a table spread with provisions for… — Charlotte Brontë Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image