Humor Quote by Seth Grahame-Smith Download Open image ““Elizabeth: "Your balls, Mr. Darcy?" Darcy: "They belong to you, Miss Bennett.”” — Seth Grahame-Smith ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Balls Mr Belong Miss Darcy Belong Elizabeth Balls Humor Miss Bennett
“Your balls, Mr. Darcy?” He reached out and closed her hand around them, and offered, “They belong to you, Miss Bennet.” — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
“Is there a girl out there who doesn’t want to be looked at the way Mr. Darcy looked at Elizabeth?” — Inglath Cooper Copy Share Image
“Mr. Darcy sends you all the love in the world that he can spare from me.” — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
“Elisabeth and Darcy merely looked at one another in awkward silence, until the latter reached both arms around her. She was frozen. "What does… — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
“There are a million ways a man can become a Mr. Darcy.” “True.” “But it takes an Elizabeth Bennet to see them.” — Christina Boyd Copy Share Image
“Elizabeth and Darcy merely looked at one another in awkward silence, until the latter reached both arms around her. She was frozen-"What does he… — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
“Mr. Darcy,” he said. “Mrs. Darcy what a pleasant surprise this is,” the older man said as he came up to them. “Mr.” — Mary Jane Ballew Copy Share Image
“I couldn't help daydreaming that I was Elizabeth and Gabe was Mr. Darcy. fighting against his blossoming feelings for me. Discovering that his passion… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“Is there a girl out there who doesn’t want to be looked at the way Mr. Darcy looked at Elizabeth?” ― Grier McAllister” — Inglath Cooper Copy Share Image
“Oh, Darcy!' Fitz grabbed Darcy by the collar. 'You have such a way with the ladies.” — Elizabeth Eulberg Copy Share Image
I think zombies have always been an easy metaphor for hard times. Because they're this big, faceless, brainless group of evil things that will… — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
put the car in "d" set the compass to "n" and get the "f"out of there — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
“I think common-looking people are the best in the world. That's why the Lord makes so many of them.” — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
If you write really good material, the rest just falls into place. There's really no trick to it. — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
No ninjas! How was that possible? Five daughters brought up at home without any ninjas! I never heard of such a thing. Your mother… — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
“Elisabeth and Darcy merely looked at one another in awkward silence, until the latter reached both arms around her. She was frozen. "What does… — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
“The one thing people loved more than an outlaw was seeing him punished.” — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
“She remembered the lead ammunition in her pocket and offered it to him. 'Your balls, Mr. Darcey?'He reached out and closed her hand around… — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
“An empty theater is a promise unfulfilled.In a few hours, everything around him would be light and noise. Laughter and applause. Colorful people packed… — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
“For every rod of wet bamboo upon the student's back, the teacher deserves two.” — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
“Depart then, impious one! Depart, accursed one! Depart with all your deceits, for God has willed that man should be his temple!” — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
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