Dog Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fetch the paper. It's a dog's life, eh Leo?

— Morgan Webb

The dog always dies. Go to the library and pick out a book with an award sticker and a dog on the cover. Trust…

— Gordon Korman

I had a dog that was so lazy, he had a prerecorded bark.

— Jay Leno

Try looking at your mind as a wayward puppy that you are trying to paper train. You don't drop-kick a puppy into the neighbor's…

— Anne Lamott

“Look under the passenger seat in a black plastic bin. There should be a book.” Raphael hopped out, dug under the seat, and pulled…

— Ilona Andrews

I feel like a dog who has been to the vet too many times.

— Farrah Fawcett

Miss Lippy, the part of the story I don't like, is that the boy stops looking for his dog after an hour. He just…

— Billy Madison

I have two dogs myself and they are always around when I write, so they tend to creep in there.

— Arthur Bradford

Im jealous of paper when you read the news Oh no one has eyes like you

— Billy Currington

That dogs like taxes, he just dont know when to stop.

— Foghorn Leghorn

I could claim any number of high-flown reasons for writing, just as you can explain certain dogs behavior... But maybe, it’s that they’re dog,…

— Amy Hempel

This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!

— Henny Youngman