Animal Quote by Henny Youngman

“They drew the line on dogs at the hospital and wouldn’t let the dog in. A fireman, instructed to drop it off at the…

— Thomas Harris

When the Man waked up he said, 'What is Wild Dog doing here?' And the Woman said, 'His name is not Wild Dog any…

— Rudyard Kipling

“He wasn't a man, but a tape recorder, repeating catch phrases and old slogans without any thought to the concepts behind them, a dog…

— Harvey Pekar

“black lab and the other a Chihuahua. Passing a bar, the lab walker says, "Let's get a beer." The other guy retorts, "We can't…

— Various

Born a dog. Died a gentleman.

— Anonymous

Yeah, dog was this man's best friend, for sure.

— Tommy Rettig

“People are vastly more complicated than dogs and served a much more important purpose. The job of a good dog was ultimately to be…

— W. Bruce Cameron

“My doggy ate my homework. He chewed it up," I said. But when I offered my excuse My teacher shook her head. I saw…

— Dave Crawley

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.

— Edward Abbey

The dog was cold and in pain. But being only a dog it did not occur to him to trot off home to the…

— Albert Payson Terhune

Two mentally disturbed men decided they must go to school. They collected old books and went to sit under the tree pretending it was…

— Newlove

The dogs did bark, the children screamed, Up flew the windows all; And every soul bawled out, Well done! As loud as he could…

— William Cowper