Dentist Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

Incidentally, I only have one cavity, and as much as my dentist asks me to, I just can't bring myself to floss.

— Stephen Chbosky

If you have more cavities than you have teeth you've led a 'Sweet' life.

— Stanley Victor Paskavich

My dentist told me I have a lot of cavities. If by cavities he means girls then yes, I have a lot of them.

— Nikhil Saluja

Now that I have dentures I love my dentist I'll never have to see him again.

— Stanley Victor Paskavich

How you got one tooth talkin bout look at me now

— Rayquan

With great difficulty, I persuaded my dentist to saw one of my teeth level with the others. He thought it might kill the tooth,…

— Prue Leith

I had all my own teeth and I wanted to keep it that way.

— Tom Glavine

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.

— Rodney Dangerfield

The idea really came to me the day I got my new false teeth.

— George Orwell

All I want for christmas is my two front teeth.

— Anonymous

I was in the dentist's chair for 11 hours and now I've got a set of gleaming teeth.

— Shaun Ryder

Dentist: This will only hurt a little. Me: *LIAR!*

— Anonymous