Humor Quote by Richmal Crompton

“If I couldn't do that much for my master then what kind of butler would I be, really.”

— Anonymous

“do i look like i can't hear you?”

— Tanenbaum

“I'm simpley one hell of a butler.”

— Sebastian Michealis

“The butler looked up. “You don’t mean”

— Julie Berry

Butler,” he called, his voice thin and childlike in the wind. “Yes, Artemis, what?” “If something goes wrong, wait for me. No matter how…

— Eoin Colfer

“I smiled, though looking at William K caused me concern. He looked very ill, and he was my only mirror. We could not see…

— Dave Eggers

“You may speak with your eyes, but I am not blind.”

— Chami Rupasinghe

“Butler struggled from a tiny fairy chair. “Right, enough talk. I think it’s time Mister Vassikin was introduced to my friend, Mister Fist.”

— Eoin Colfer

“It doesn't matter if she's deaf," he says, My aunty Demi can listen with her eyes, and whisper with her hands.”

— Chrissie Keighery (Perry

“Is not this Stephano, my drunken butler?”

— William Shakespeare

“I guess if everyone was blind, and you tried to describe vision to them, it would sound crazy and made up.”

— Maile Meloy

“Have we arrived?” “Just.” “Verdict?” “My goodman, do I look like your valet?” “No. She was much fairer. With better bedside manner.” “Adorable, pretending…

— Pierce Brown