Humor Quote by Richmal Crompton

“It would be so much easier to be good if one’s hair was handsome auburn, don’t you think?”

— L.M. Montgomery

“I was going to tell you that you look beautiful with your hair down. That's all I was going to say.”

— Lauren Oliver

“You look beautiful tonight. I like your hair up.” “Thank you.” “I can’t wait to yank it down later.”

— Vi Keeland

“Somehow she could always think better when all her hair was out of her face. Stupid, but true.”

— Melinda Metz

“How do I look, Marty?’ he would say”

— Martin McGartland

“I know I'm going to shred the skin off your face and turn it into hair ribbons.”

— Alexandra Bracken

“Did you tell that prospect over there that ‘not a hair’ on my head was to be touched?” “I think I said, ‘not a…

— Lauren Gilley

“What if I shave?" he said. "I look much better when I'm shaved. My cousin will vouch for that—do I not look almost handsome…

— Anne Gracie

“I want you to get a haircut so you don't look like Ish Kabibble on a rainy night.”

— E. L. Doctrow

“Anything else you want to discuss before we begin?” “Who cuts your hair? You should run them through with their own thinning shears. You…

— J.A. Rock

“I’m going bald!”

— J.R. Ward

“Beau has facial hair?” Ian clutched his boyfriend’s shoulders. “I honestly thought he had laser hair removal.” “Seriously?” I said, at the same time…

— Megan Erickson